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Monthly Archive

2013

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1441 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1048

Parallels

I feel very fortunate to be entering the season of motherhood with many friends and sisters in Christ who are also expecting/new moms. When Matt and I got married, I only had one close friend who was ... read more..

Ten Commandments
Pastor Tim
1127

Don't Breach Trust

God wants us to live in faith and trust with Him and each other.  Don't breach that. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20130120.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20130120.mp3"> ... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1016

Full Term! (37 Weeks)

I’m still three weeks shy of my due date (so don’t get too excited ), but today marks the milestone that the Truck will not be born pre-term. From this point forward (up to 42 weeks), th... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
987

Sinking

Matt preached on Sunday, and his sermon tied in so nicely to my thoughts from Saturday, it really helped me do more processing and kind of settle my spirit in terms of home and belonging and all that ... read more..

Ten Commandments
Pastor Tim
1032

Don't Break That Oneness

The oneness between a husband and wife is holy, made of God.  Don't break that. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20130113.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20130113.mp3"> &n... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
985

Cybersalt News - January 13, 2013

Sunday greetings everyone. Sorry there haven't been any mailings in over a week.  I've been crazy busy getting ready for our church's annual general meeting. Periodically someone reads one of my... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4892

Things I've Learned From My Children

*Things I've Learned From My Children* 01. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. foot house 4 inches deep. 02. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with rol read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1032

A Foreigner in the Land

I have been slowly making my way through Psalm 119, reading it just a stanza per day. I think taking it so slow is allowing me to savour passages I’d normally skim over, and it is gradually reki... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1041

My Favourite Telemarketer

The only reason Matt and I have a landline is because our building requires it in order for us to buzz people in. We both have cell phones, and while I sometimes make calls on the landline to save my ... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1053

Neighbours

It has been two and a half years since Matt and I moved to our apartment. In that time I have had so many mixed feelings about living here – in this building and in this community. Sometimes I l... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1060

Counting Down

In one month today, my parents will be arriving to visit Matt and me for a few weeks. 31 days! I know the time will fly by with all the appointments, nesting projects and outings we are hoping to enjo... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
944

Facing Life's Walls

The fall of the city of Jericho teaches us key principles of how to deal with the walls we face in our own lives. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20130106.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}p... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1099

Cybersalt News - January 5, 2013

There is a new funny cat picture on the Cybersalt site today (sorry S.M. Chinnery, lol).  You'll find "Timing is Everything" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/a-matter-of-timing While I ha... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
7968

A Matter of Timing

Timing is everything. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4105

Mother Quotes

PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER: "I don't care where you think you have to go, young man. Midnight is past your curfew!" MARY, MARY, QUITE CONTRARY'S MOTHER: "I don't mind you having a garden, Mary, but does it... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1007

Cybersalt News - January 4, 2013

Oh look, yesterday was Chicken Thursday!  Thanks to L.B. Farley for reminding me! There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Aquarium Cleaner" at:www.cybersalt.... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5637

Aquarium Cleaner

Jim always waited an hour after eating before he cleaned the aquarium. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2289

Ministry Frustrations

A new young minister got his first charge - a tiny church way out on the prairies. He traveled from the big city early to familiarize himself with the parish, and visited the church on Wednesday. It w... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1363

Quote #1356

ANGER is but one letter short of DANGER.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
12216

Massage Therapy

I got fired from a massage therapy office. I kept rubbing people the wrong way.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1984

One-liner #0908

Scones are just biscuits that have studied abroad.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3309

Parenting Idea

I was with a friend in a cafe' when a noisy car alarm interrupted our conversation. "What good are car alarms when no one pays any attention to them?" I wondered aloud. "Some are quite effective," m... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
985

35 Weeks

I have the house to myself for the next two nights and am on a cleaning binge, but I wanted to get a quick post up because 35 weeks is a great big milestone and I hit it today The Truck’s hea... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1009

Cybersalt News - January 3, 2013

Happy New Year everybody! I just realized that 2013 will mark the 15th anniversary of Cybersalt.  The first joke sent to the original "Pastor Tim's CleanLaugh List" went out on September 28, 199... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5095

Golfing Nun

A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior, chatting. "I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it." "When did you use this awful language?" asks the elder. "Well, ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1738

Resolutions - Seriously

We all chuckle at not keeping New Year’s Resolutions but as you’ll see from some of these, a lack of self-control can really hurt you. Here’s a look at someone’s New Year’s resolutions down through t... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1354

Quote #1355

“I said to the man who stood at the gate of the Year "Give me a light that I may tread safely into the unknown." And he replied: "Go out into the darkness and put your hand into the hand of God. That... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1877

One-liner #0907

"I lost my job at the fire hydrant factory - could never find a parking spot."- Steven Wright read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4421

Only Puns

I have a friend whose sense of humour enjoys only jokes that exploit the different possible meanings of a word or words that sound alike but have different meanings. All of his jokes are pungent... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3668

How To Write A College Paper

How to write a College Paper 1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils. 2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you unde... read more..

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