Monthly Archive

2013

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1436 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Backpew
Jeff Larson
2023

No Condemnation

  This article page features a cartoon illustration of Romans 8:1 where there is no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2391

Acts Herod Worms

  This article page features a bible cartoon from Acts 12:23 where evil King Herod is struck down and eaten by worms read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1569

A Day at the ROM

I have sore feet tonight after spending the day at the Royal Ontario Museum. A group of friends joined us to spend Esther’s second-last day in Toronto together, and it was great to finally check... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
0

A Day at the ROM

I have sore feet tonight after spending the day at the Royal Ontario Museum. A group of friends joined us to spend Esther’s second-last day in Toronto together, and it was great to finally check... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1148

Jesus' Better Ministry

Jesus' ministry as High Priest is better than that of the high priests descended from Aaron. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20130804.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20130804.mp3... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1329

Cybersalt News - August 4, 2013

Sunday greetings everyone. It's been an long time since I sent out a Sunday mailing.  The Westside Bible Church web site is up to date with recordings of my messages from recent months.  I'... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
13319

More Church Bulletin Humor

*More Church Bulletin Humor* Sermon Outline:I. Delineate your fearII. Disown your fearIII. Displace your rear - Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch. - If you would like to make a dona read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1379

Cybersalt News - August 3, 2013

There is a new page in the FunBlog today.  Have you ever wondered what happens when you aren't around?  You'll see what the bears are doing at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/bears-play Enjoy the... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3577

Bears Play

Have you ever wondered what happens when you aren't around?  Here's what the bears are doing. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3173

Prime of Life

I'm in the prime of my life: in that 53 is an irreducible integer. read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1881

Family Moving

When my father-in-law decided to move after his retirement, he invited us to his home to take a few pieces of furniture he wanted us to have. One item was beautiful but very heavy - an antique dining... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4931

Top Ten Signs You've Bought a Lemon of a Car

*Top Ten Signs You've Bought a Lemon of a Car* 10. Your tinted windows are also known as Hefty Garbage Bags. 9. The car reaches its optimum speed when going downhill. 8. The hi-tech stereo system o read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1711

Quote #1372

“Don’t bother to give God instructions; just report for duty.”- Corrie ten Boom (1892 – 1983)... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1466

Cybersalt News - August 2, 2013

It's official!  The month of July saw record precipitation (zero) and a record 431 metric hours of sunshine (the equivalent of 3017 dog hours or 125 dog days of summer) at Cybersalt World Headqua... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1881

Idealism

My friend Julie and I were eating at a Chinese restaurant. When an elderly waiter set chopsticks at our places, Julie made a point of reaching into her purse and pulling out her own pair. "As an envi... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1875

One-liner #0923

"When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's cute - I just find it strange how many people have knives on a date." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2332

Phone Card

I tried to call you the other day from a pay phone, but I put in my donor card instead of my calling card. It cost me an arm and a leg.      ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1432

Quote #1371

"Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but doesn’t get you anywhere." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3904

Johnny In The Garden

Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect him, she saw that he was slowly eating a worm. She turned pale. "No, Johnny! Stop! That's horrible! You can't eat worms!"... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
323

Three Things Thursday [Vol. 19]

Ah how I love the miscellany I get to write about on Thursdays! From daily life to spiritual life to sarcastic reflections on pregnancy, it’s just so nice to have this outlet for sharing three t... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1437

Cybersalt News - August 1, 2013

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yes, it's been a while (May 9) since the last Cybersalt mailing.  Here are some of the highlights that kept Cybersalt Headquarters humming. Our grandson visited us fo... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1849

One Nice Person

I was headed to Cincinnati Ohio. The plane was due to leave at 5pm. I was to connect to a flight from Charlotte, NC at 7:10, and from Charlotte fly to Cincinnati. It was raining. The flight was late... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1582

Quote #1370

"Do not let us mistake necessary evils for good."- C. S. Lewis read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2581

Type A Blood

They said I have Type A blood but it was a Type O. read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1856

One-liner #0922

  “They all laughed when I said I’d become a comedian - well, they’re not laughing now!”- Bob Monkhouse   read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3821

Good News

*Good News* The parachute company says you'll get a full refund. They say the house didn't float very far at all. The "National Enquirer" just loved those pictures of you at work. Jerry Springer read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2786

Thin Ice - TIGHT PANTS 1

This article page features the bible teaching in Matthew 5:37 with a cartoon about marriage and tight pants read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2841

Thin Ice - told ya i loved ya

This article page features a marriage cartoon about communication and love read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1998

Lord Walks thru CAMP

  This article page features bible cartoon from Deutoronomy 23:12-14 regarding digging a hole read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1920

Dusting off - HOME PLATE

This article page cartoon features a softball umpire dusting off home plate in full accordance with Jesus bible teaching found in Matthew 10:14 read more..