Monthly Archive

2013

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1418 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2632
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Phone Card

I tried to call you the other day from a pay phone, but I put in my donor card instead of my calling card. It cost me an arm and a leg.      ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1726
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Quote #1371

"Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but doesn’t get you anywhere." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Johnny In The Garden

Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect him, she saw that he was slowly eating a worm. She turned pale. "No, Johnny! Stop! That's horrible! You can't eat worms!"... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
845
2 min read

Three Things Thursday [Vol. 19]

Ah how I love the miscellany I get to write about on Thursdays! From daily life to spiritual life to sarcastic reflections on pregnancy, it’s just so nice to have this outlet for sharing three t... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1790
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Cybersalt News - August 1, 2013

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yes, it's been a while (May 9) since the last Cybersalt mailing.  Here are some of the highlights that kept Cybersalt Headquarters humming. Our grandson visited us fo... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2180
2 min read

One Nice Person

I was headed to Cincinnati Ohio. The plane was due to leave at 5pm. I was to connect to a flight from Charlotte, NC at 7:10, and from Charlotte fly to Cincinnati. It was raining. The flight was late... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1880
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Quote #1370

"Do not let us mistake necessary evils for good."- C. S. Lewis read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2909
<1min

Type A Blood

They said I have Type A blood but it was a Type O. read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2170
<1min

One-liner #0922

  “They all laughed when I said I’d become a comedian - well, they’re not laughing now!”- Bob Monkhouse   read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4319
<1min

Good News

*Good News* The parachute company says you'll get a full refund. They say the house didn't float very far at all. The "National Enquirer" just loved those pictures of you at work. Jerry Springer read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
3327
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Thin Ice - TIGHT PANTS 1

This article page features the bible teaching in Matthew 5:37 with a cartoon about marriage and tight pants read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
3353
<1min

Thin Ice - told ya i loved ya

This article page features a marriage cartoon about communication and love read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2429
<1min

Lord Walks thru CAMP

  This article page features bible cartoon from Deutoronomy 23:12-14 regarding digging a hole read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2331
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Dusting off - HOME PLATE

This article page cartoon features a softball umpire dusting off home plate in full accordance with Jesus bible teaching found in Matthew 10:14 read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1258
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Tight Rope Juggling

This article page features a cartoon of juggling life with foolish risks as taught in Proverbs 12:15 read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1970
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But we VOTED - gay marriage

  This article page is a cartoon sharing God's timeless truth regarding gay marriage read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2090
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Moses - GET OUT

  This article page features a bible cartoon from Exodus 12:14-51 retelling Pharaoh's hardened heart finally giving in to Moes telling him GET OUT read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2591
<1min

Moses warming up

  This article page features the bible story of Exodus where Moses warms up parting water in a fish bowl before parting the Red Sea read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
3761
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Diaper Psalm

  This article page featues a baby crying with a full diaper while referencing Psalm 31:9 read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2050
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The Tooth Fairy

  This article page shares a cartoon illustrating the life of the modern tooth fairy read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
2042
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Home (Again!)

Just a quick note that we have all returned safely home from a two week trip to the East Coast! Our travel-happy family had a great experience that I am looking forward to posting about, especially af... read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2267
<1min

John Piper - JayP (rapper)

This article page features theologian John Piper as a RAPPER in the evangelical form of JayZ.. we will call him JayP read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1510
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The Order of Melchizedek

Nothing can stop Jesus from talking about you to God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20130728.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20130728.mp3">   ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Certain Promises

God has clearly and firmly established His promises to us as an anchor for our souls as we wait for them to be fulfilled. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20130721.mp3{/audio} Download ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
13784
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Cybersalt Community Closed

The Cybersalt Community Forum has been discontinued.  Everybody is using Facebook! ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1629
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The Next Step

Believing in Jesus is only the beginning step of following Him.  The steps after that are crucial to experiencing all God has for us in this life in Him. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/s... read more..

Videos
Pastor Tim
2813
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Pastor Says F-U from Pulpit

This is a message needed in churches across the land.  ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1511
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Jesus Our Perfect High Priest

Jesus is our perfect High Priest. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20130707.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20130707.mp3">   ... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
2234
2 min read

Looking Forward

I’ve been reading in Philippians this week and was struck by this passage:Philippians 3:12-14I don’t mean to say that I have already achieved these things or that I have already reached perfecti... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Theo Jansen's Strandbeests

"What I've found about this experience of making new forms of life is that you discover all the problems the real Creator must have had creating this world."- Theo Jansen   read more..