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Monthly Archive

2013

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1441 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Backpew
Jeff Larson
1552

No Condemnation

  This article page features a cartoon illustration of Romans 8:1 where there is no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1837

Acts Herod Worms

  This article page features a bible cartoon from Acts 12:23 where evil King Herod is struck down and eaten by worms read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1131

A Day at the ROM

I have sore feet tonight after spending the day at the Royal Ontario Museum. A group of friends joined us to spend Esther’s second-last day in Toronto together, and it was great to finally check... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
0

A Day at the ROM

I have sore feet tonight after spending the day at the Royal Ontario Museum. A group of friends joined us to spend Esther’s second-last day in Toronto together, and it was great to finally check... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
821

Jesus' Better Ministry

Jesus' ministry as High Priest is better than that of the high priests descended from Aaron. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20130804.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20130804.mp3... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
942

Cybersalt News - August 4, 2013

Sunday greetings everyone. It's been an long time since I sent out a Sunday mailing.  The Westside Bible Church web site is up to date with recordings of my messages from recent months.  I'... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
12706

More Church Bulletin Humor

*More Church Bulletin Humor* Sermon Outline:I. Delineate your fearII. Disown your fearIII. Displace your rear - Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch. - If you would like to make a dona read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1005

Cybersalt News - August 3, 2013

There is a new page in the FunBlog today.  Have you ever wondered what happens when you aren't around?  You'll see what the bears are doing at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/bears-play Enjoy the... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3159

Bears Play

Have you ever wondered what happens when you aren't around?  Here's what the bears are doing. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2397

Prime of Life

I'm in the prime of my life: in that 53 is an irreducible integer. read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1595

Family Moving

When my father-in-law decided to move after his retirement, he invited us to his home to take a few pieces of furniture he wanted us to have. One item was beautiful but very heavy - an antique dining... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4425

Top Ten Signs You've Bought a Lemon of a Car

*Top Ten Signs You've Bought a Lemon of a Car* 10. Your tinted windows are also known as Hefty Garbage Bags. 9. The car reaches its optimum speed when going downhill. 8. The hi-tech stereo system o read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1392

Quote #1372

“Don’t bother to give God instructions; just report for duty.”- Corrie ten Boom (1892 – 1983)... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1051

Cybersalt News - August 2, 2013

It's official!  The month of July saw record precipitation (zero) and a record 431 metric hours of sunshine (the equivalent of 3017 dog hours or 125 dog days of summer) at Cybersalt World Headqua... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1595

Idealism

My friend Julie and I were eating at a Chinese restaurant. When an elderly waiter set chopsticks at our places, Julie made a point of reaching into her purse and pulling out her own pair. "As an envi... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1597

One-liner #0923

"When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's cute - I just find it strange how many people have knives on a date." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2041

Phone Card

I tried to call you the other day from a pay phone, but I put in my donor card instead of my calling card. It cost me an arm and a leg.      ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1171

Quote #1371

"Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but doesn’t get you anywhere." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3564

Johnny In The Garden

Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect him, she saw that he was slowly eating a worm. She turned pale. "No, Johnny! Stop! That's horrible! You can't eat worms!"... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
0

Three Things Thursday [Vol. 19]

Ah how I love the miscellany I get to write about on Thursdays! From daily life to spiritual life to sarcastic reflections on pregnancy, it’s just so nice to have this outlet for sharing three t... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1020

Cybersalt News - August 1, 2013

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yes, it's been a while (May 9) since the last Cybersalt mailing.  Here are some of the highlights that kept Cybersalt Headquarters humming. Our grandson visited us fo... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2627

Practical Marriage

A Pastor was called to a local nursing home to perform a wedding.  An anxious old man met him at the door.  The pastor sat down to counsel him.  The Pastor asked several questions. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1518

One Nice Person

I was headed to Cincinnati Ohio. The plane was due to leave at 5pm. I was to connect to a flight from Charlotte, NC at 7:10, and from Charlotte fly to Cincinnati. It was raining. The flight was late... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1292

Quote #1370

"Do not let us mistake necessary evils for good."- C. S. Lewis read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2246

Type A Blood

They said I have Type A blood but it was a Type O. read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1565

One-liner #0922

  “They all laughed when I said I’d become a comedian - well, they’re not laughing now!”- Bob Monkhouse   read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3375

Good News

*Good News* The parachute company says you'll get a full refund. They say the house didn't float very far at all. The "National Enquirer" just loved those pictures of you at work. Jerry Springer read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2256

Thin Ice - TIGHT PANTS 1

This article page features the bible teaching in Matthew 5:37 with a cartoon about marriage and tight pants read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2307

Thin Ice - told ya i loved ya

This article page features a marriage cartoon about communication and love read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1511

Lord Walks thru CAMP

  This article page features bible cartoon from Deutoronomy 23:12-14 regarding digging a hole read more..

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