Monthly Archive

2015

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 322 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Goober Hunters

Two Goober hunters were dragging their dead deer down a trail back to their car. Another hunter approached pulling his along too. "Hey, I don't want to tell you what to do, but I can tell you that i... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Golf Comeback

A fellow is getting ready to tee-off on the first hole when a second fellow approaches and asks if he can join him.  The first says that he usually plays alone but agrees to let the second guy join hi... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 9, 2015

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today.  You'll find "Assumptions" atwww.cybersalt.org/a4pf Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Quiting Smoking

John was visiting a friend in the hospital. He had recently quit smoking and was chewing on an unlit cigar when he got on the elevator. A woman on the elevator said to him with a snarl, "Sir! There's ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1412

"When I am loving to my wife when I don't feel loving to my wife I am more loving to my wife than when I am loving to my wife when I feel loving to my wife."- Timothy Keller read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Curtains

In the room the curtains were drawn: the rest of the furniture was real.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0964

If owls are so smart, how come they don't say, "Whom"?... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Assumptions

Our assumption is that you will find this video whimsical and fun. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 8, 2015

Oh Look, Chicken Thursday! (There is even a chicken joke today). There are two new funny pictures added to the Cybersalt site today. You will find "Non-stick Fry Pan" at:www.cybersalt.org/adc6 You ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Reduced to Clear

Here's one way to prevent riots on Black Friday. Thanks to @rickzelinsky for sharing this.... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Non-stick Fry Pan

This non-stick fry pan comes with a free lunch. That's right, there is no such thing as a free lunch either.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Airport Security

On a business trip, my father approached a security checkpoint at the airport. The National Guard shift was rotating, and a guard, in full uniform, was in line in front of him. As with everybody else... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
2019
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Quote #1411

The Pessimist complains about the wind. The Optimist expects it to change.  The Leader adjusts the sails.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Easily Startled

Why are you so easily startled? The answer may surprise you.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0963

The cops came to my door today to say that my dog was chasing someone on a bike, but I told them they had the wrong house because my dog doesn't own a bike!... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Prepared Chicken

"May I take your order?" the waiter asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?" "Nothing special, sir," he replied. "We just tell them straight out that they're going to die." read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 7, 2015

Thank you to everyone who has sent in suggestions to name the different web hosting packages being set up to offer through Cybersalt - especially the zany ones that made me laugh. Hopefully I'll get a... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2658
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Trust

As a new school Principal, Mr. Mitchell was checking over his school on the first day. Passing the stockroom, he was startled to see the door wide open and teachers bustling in and out, carrying off b... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0962

The five-second rule for food dropped on the ground doesn't work if you have a two-second dog.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Sore Back

He had a sore back: that's why he was acting so disc hurteous.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Pepper Advice

When chopping a hot pepper... 1. Do NOT rub your nose... and if you do and it starts to burn... 2. DON'T put you finger in your nostril to rub it... AND IF YOU DO THEN BY ALL MEANS ... 3. DO NOT.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1410

"Now is the time for us to stop seeking our own satisfaction and to pour out our lives before HIM."- Oswald Chambers read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Tanks and Pools

Just the fact that word is in "pools" increases the potential margin of error. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Bald Spot

This bald spot just appeared out of thin hair.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 6, 2015

Today's edition of the Cybersalt Digest is issue #4000!  I know, I agree: "Get a life!" Actually, since I've begun my 2015 revival of many things Cybersalt, I've been reminded of how much I enjoy wor... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Dog Bees

You can't believe everything you hear. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2491
2 min read

Found Keys

On Friday I had mentioned that my keys, all of them (car, apartment and church keys) had gone missing. There were 2 electronic key fobs, and keys that would not have been easy to replace that promised... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1409

"I find there are three stages in every great work of God: first it's impossible, then it's difficult, then it's done."- Hudson Taylor read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0961

Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does: that's why I think of jogging everyday.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 5, 2015

There is a new inspiring video on the Cybersalt site today.  It features some young boys teaching a lesson that some older men really need to relearn.  You will find "Hit her, hard" at:www.cybersalt.o... read more..