Monthly Archive

2015

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 334 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1363

Quote #1413

“Not all those who wander are lost.”- J.R.R. Tolkien... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1754

One-liner #0965

I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3974

Computer Dating

A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center and registered his qualifications. He wanted someone who enjoyed water sports, liked company, favored formal attire, and was very small. The co... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1938

Passion

The customer ordering a floral arrangement from my shop was giving me very specific guidelines. "Nothing fragrant," she instructed. "Nothing too tall or too wild. And no bright colors, please. My hous... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
3862

The YOUcerto

If we trust Jesus, God takes the imperfections and failings or our lives and writes a beautiful song around them that reveals His strength and greatness. At the beginning of this sermon the congregat... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1255

Cybersalt News - January 11, 2015

Sunday greetings everyone! There is a new Dr. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Whatever Happened to an Old-Fashioned Handshake?" at:www.cybersalt.org/a4ku I have al... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2832

Whatever Happened to an Old-Fashioned Handshake?

I must confess I do have some old-fashioned biases. I would be the first to admit I’m not up to date on the latest fad or trend. I come from that era that believed the well-dressed man is one that do... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2901

Goober Hunters

Two Goober hunters were dragging their dead deer down a trail back to their car. Another hunter approached pulling his along too. "Hey, I don't want to tell you what to do, but I can tell you that i... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3079

Golf Comeback

A fellow is getting ready to tee-off on the first hole when a second fellow approaches and asks if he can join him.  The first says that he usually plays alone but agrees to let the second guy join hi... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1185

Cybersalt News - January 9, 2015

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today.  You'll find "Assumptions" atwww.cybersalt.org/a4pf Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1931

Quiting Smoking

John was visiting a friend in the hospital. He had recently quit smoking and was chewing on an unlit cigar when he got on the elevator. A woman on the elevator said to him with a snarl, "Sir! There's ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1611

Quote #1412

"When I am loving to my wife when I don't feel loving to my wife I am more loving to my wife than when I am loving to my wife when I feel loving to my wife."- Timothy Keller read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3370

Curtains

In the room the curtains were drawn: the rest of the furniture was real.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1637

One-liner #0964

If owls are so smart, how come they don't say, "Whom"?... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2646

Assumptions

Our assumption is that you will find this video whimsical and fun. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1216

Cybersalt News - January 8, 2015

Oh Look, Chicken Thursday! (There is even a chicken joke today). There are two new funny pictures added to the Cybersalt site today. You will find "Non-stick Fry Pan" at:www.cybersalt.org/adc6 You ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
3950

Reduced to Clear

Here's one way to prevent riots on Black Friday. Thanks to @rickzelinsky for sharing this.... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7069

Non-stick Fry Pan

This non-stick fry pan comes with a free lunch. That's right, there is no such thing as a free lunch either.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2350

Airport Security

On a business trip, my father approached a security checkpoint at the airport. The National Guard shift was rotating, and a guard, in full uniform, was in line in front of him. As with everybody else... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1386

Quote #1411

The Pessimist complains about the wind. The Optimist expects it to change.  The Leader adjusts the sails.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2465

Easily Startled

Why are you so easily startled? The answer may surprise you.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1780

One-liner #0963

The cops came to my door today to say that my dog was chasing someone on a bike, but I told them they had the wrong house because my dog doesn't own a bike!... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3273

Prepared Chicken

"May I take your order?" the waiter asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?" "Nothing special, sir," he replied. "We just tell them straight out that they're going to die." read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1143

Cybersalt News - January 7, 2015

Thank you to everyone who has sent in suggestions to name the different web hosting packages being set up to offer through Cybersalt - especially the zany ones that made me laugh. Hopefully I'll get a... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1996

Trust

As a new school Principal, Mr. Mitchell was checking over his school on the first day. Passing the stockroom, he was startled to see the door wide open and teachers bustling in and out, carrying off b... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2361

Free 3D Printer

Here is how to get a free 3D printer: Step 1: Buy a 3D printer Step 2: Print a 3D printer. Step 3: Return the 3D printer.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
1957

Sinking Excuse

I think I'll tell my kids that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1696

One-liner #0962

The five-second rule for food dropped on the ground doesn't work if you have a two-second dog.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
9350

Sore Back

He had a sore back: that's why he was acting so disc hurteous.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3202

Pepper Advice

When chopping a hot pepper... 1. Do NOT rub your nose... and if you do and it starts to burn... 2. DON'T put you finger in your nostril to rub it... AND IF YOU DO THEN BY ALL MEANS ... 3. DO NOT.... read more..