Monthly Archive

2015

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 322 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Sharing and Loving From The Heart

Father O'Shea, the parish priest in the village, was giving a sermon about charity. He said, "The trouble with the world today is that some people have too much and others have too little. We must giv... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1408

"However you choose to pray for your children, just know that when you do this, it is a sweet fragrance to the Lord." - Whitney Lett  read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Get Rid of Margarine

If we got rid of all the margarine, the world would be a butter place.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0960

Here, let me show you how to micromanage.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Pastoral Visit

After the birth of their child, an Episcopal priest, wearing his clerical collar, visited his wife in the hospital. He greeted her with a hug and a kiss, and gave her another hug and kiss when he lef... read more..

Videos
Pastor Tim
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Slap Her, Hard!!!

Here's a powerful message for men, delivered by some young boys after they are told to slap a girl.  ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Spirituality that Wearies

Spirituality that is misplaced in its seeking wearies both body and God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20150104.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 4, 2015

Sunday greetings everyone!  There is a new devotional from Dr. James Snyder on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Everything New Gets Old Too Soon" at:www.cybersalt.org/adqr Enjoy the rest of t... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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4 min read

Everything New Gets Old Too Soon

I am not one to stay up New Year’s Eve to watch some celebrity drop the ball at Times Square at midnight. All year long I have to put up with people dropping the ball so I’m not going to make a specia... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3770
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God Knows

- by Minnie Louise Haskins. And I said to the man who stood at the gate of the year: “Give me a light that I may tread safely into the unknown.” And he replied: “Go out into the darkness and put read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Private Peters

The drill sergeant making his morning announcements to a group of newcomers in a training camp, stated: "Today, gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. First, the good. Private Peters wi... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 3, 2015

For the first time in a long time, there is a new funny picture (a cat picture at that!) on the Cybersalt site.  You'll find "Melting Cat" at:www.cybersalt.org/adhy Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Melting Cat

Different breeds of cats have different melting points. ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1407

"The conversion of a soul is the miracle of a moment, but the manufacture of a saint is the task of a lifetime."- Alan Redpath read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0959

I hate it when I think that I'm buying "Organic" vegetables, but when I get home they're just regular donuts.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Long Passwords

My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes. I noticed their Disney password was "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto," and so I asked why it was so long... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Tough Kids

Three little boys were bragging about how tough they were. "I'm so tough", said the first boy, "that I can wear out a pair of shoes in a week". "Well", said the second little boy, "I'm so tough, I c... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Hypocritical Complaints

Frank visited a farmer to talk to him about Christ. "I wouldn't come to church up there," the farmer said. "I know old Bill who claims to be a Christian and his sister Clara who claims to be a Christi... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 1, 2015

It has been a long time since I've sent this newsletter out, so if you were glad it was long gone and I just wrecked your new year by sending it, just scroll to the bottom and use the unsubscribe link... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0958

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon: I’ll let you know...... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1406

“If most people would trade their TV time for Bible reading, they’d finish the entire Bible in four weeks or less.” - Don Whitney... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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New Years Resolution

What is my New Years resolution? I'll probably keep it at 1280x1024 like always. Thanks for asking.... read more..