Monthly Archive

2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1494 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Baby, Dog, and Popcorn

Here is a great recipe for laughter; take one baby, add a dog, and then add some popcorn. Mix all three in a video and enjoy the laughter and good feelings that follow. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2467
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Work Problems

The boss ordered one of his men to dig a hole eight feet deep. After the job was completed the boss returned and explained an error had been made and the hole wouldn't be needed. "Fill 'er up," he or... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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End Nail Biting

Two elderly women were fussing about their husbands over tea one day. "I do wish my Leroy would stop biting his nails. That habit really bothers me!" the first one said. "Oh, my Elmer used to do the... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1031

My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are at things; but I laugh more.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Belly Bank

Money Belts: a waist of money.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Quote #1479

"God is glorified in his people by the way we experience him, not merely by the way we think about him." - John Piper read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
57
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4081 - April 18, 2016

Cybersalt News If you have ever waited patiently for someone to return with food to cook for supper, you'll understand how the bear in the newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site feels.  You read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 18, 2016

If you have ever waited patiently for someone to return with food to cook for supper, you'll understand how the bear in the newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site feels.  You'll find "Salmon ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Cinderoofer

When my children received the video of Cinderella as a summer gift, they watched it almost nonstop for three days. Since it was warm outside, we kept the windows open. Our neighbors were having their... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
60
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4080 - April 17, 2016

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everybody. Today on the Cybersalt Site Rev. James Snyder has an idea on how to add some wisdom to politics. You can read "Who's Smarter Than A Fifth-Grader?" at:www.c read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 17, 2016

Sunday greetings everybody. Today on the Cybersalt Site Rev. James Snyder has an idea on how to add some wisdom to politics. You can read "Who's Smarter Than A Fifth-Grader?" at:www.cybersalt.org/god... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Salmon Wait

Waiting for Papa Bear to return with the salmon. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Race Horses in a Stable

Some race horses are staying in a stable when one of them starts to boast about his track record: "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!" Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2482
<1min

Battle Talk

When it comes to a battle with words, I'm always ready to mumble.... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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4 min read

Who's Smarter Than A Fifth-Grader?

Sometimes an idea will take possession of my mind and literally run with it. Most of the time when an idea sees the condition of my mind it slowly walks away shaking its head. Someone said a mind is a... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2483
<1min

Heredity

With her brown eyes and curly hair, our youngest daughter takes after my husband. At three, she was a lively, mischievous girl, and people often remarked on how cute she was. One day I was standing wi... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1478

"Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future." - Oscar Wilde read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1030

What do they put for 'hair color'  on the driver's licenses of bald men?... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
54
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4079 - April 16, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. When watching planes land you may not want to be absolutely under them. You'll see why in "Flying Low" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/flying-l read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 16, 2016

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. When watching planes land you may not want to be absolutely under them. You'll see why in "Flying Low" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/flying-low  Enjoy t... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Tough Hunting Call

A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" "Henry b... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Flying Low

Excuse me, sir, but you are flying low. ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1477

"Some burn up in the fire. Others are refined by it." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Bovine Delivery

What do you call a cow that just gave birth? De-CALF-inated. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2370
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Teacher Parents

My wife and I are teachers, and our jobs often spill over into our family life. One morning as our eight-year-old Maggie was getting ready for school, I peeked into her room to be sure she had tidied ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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You Know You're in Trouble When

You know you'rein trouble when ... Your accountant's letter of resignation is postmarked Zurich. Your suggestion box starts ticking. You make more than you ever made, owe more than you ever owed, a... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1029

Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
52
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4078 - April 15, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new Funny Church Sign on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Time to Visit" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/time-to-visit Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! Today's Cl read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 15, 2016

There is a new Funny Church Sign on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Time to Visit" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/time-to-visit Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1476

"Selfishness is a disease that suffocates our capacity to love." read more..