2016

14 Apr

One-liners

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One-liner #1028

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with "Quit while you're ahead"?... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4077 - April 14, 2016

14 Apr

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4077 - April 14, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new Funny Cat Picture on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Cat Cup" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/cat-cup Also, for those of you w read more..

14 Apr

Cybersalt News

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Cybersalt News - April 14, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new Funny Cat Picture on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Cat Cup" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/cat-cup Also, for those of you who have web sit... read more..

13 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

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Swindled

A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!" Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked ... read more..

13 Apr

Funny Cat Pictures

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Cat Cup

When a cat wants it that waya cat wants it that way. (It's definitely different from this method) ... read more..

13 Apr

Clean Jokes

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Chocolate Laughs

Over the years, people have come up with a number of great reasons to eat chocolate. The following 11 reasons are all viable options for yourself or a friend to eat chocolate with a clear conscience. ... read more..

13 Apr

Illustrations

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Empathy

A Sunday school teacher was telling her youngsters about Daniel and the Lion's Den. To illustrate the lesson she had a picture of Daniel standing, brave and confident, with a group of lions around him... read more..

13 Apr

Quotes

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Quote #1475

"God is looking for people through whom He can do the impossible. What a pity we plan to do only the things that we can do by ourselves." - A.W. Tozer read more..

13 Apr

One-liners

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One-liner #1027

Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?... read more..

13 Apr

Clean Puns

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Glass Skipper

Glass Dolphin: clarity of porpoise.... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4076 - April 13, 2016

13 Apr

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4076 - April 13, 2016

Cybersalt News When is the best time to trick your sister into thinking the zombie apocalypse has begun? When you are bringing her home after she has had her wisdom teeth removed and before th read more..

13 Apr

Cybersalt News

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Cybersalt News - April 13, 2016

When is the best time to trick your sister into thinking the zombie apocalypse has begun? When you are bringing her home after she has had her wisdom teeth removed and before the drugs have worn... read more..

12 Apr

Clean Puns

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Launch Button

Just bought a universal remote control. This changes everything.... read more..

12 Apr

Illustrations

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Plumb Historical

I recently overheard a boss talking to one of his employees at a restaurant recently. "Was your wife mad when you got home so late last night?" the boss asked. "Yes, she was plumb historical," the e... read more..

12 Apr

Clean Jokes

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Parrot Dream Fulfilled

A gentleman goes to an estate sale and notices that one of the items for sale is a large parrot. He's always wanted a talking bird, so when it comes up for bid he offers $50. The bidding proceeds ho... read more..

12 Apr

FunBlog

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Apocalypse Brothers

So your sister is going in to have her wisdom teeth removed and is going to be pretty drugged afterwards. As her brother you can gently take care of her or you can prank her into believing a zom... read more..

12 Apr

Quotes

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Quote #1474

"Not for me to win, but to keep everyone else safe." - Formula One champion driver Lewis Hamilton on why he prays before races. read more..

12 Apr

One-liners

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One-liner #1026

"I smoke cigars because at my age if I don't have something to hang on to, I might fall down." - George Burns read more..

12 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

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Lantern Trial

In a terrible accident at a railroad crossing, a train smashed into a car and pushed it nearly four hundred yards down the track. Though no one was killed, the driver took the train company to court. ... read more..

12 Apr

Clean Puns

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Dead Crows

The Massachusetts Department of Transport found over 200 dead crows on Boston area highways recently and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remai... read more..

12 Apr

One-liners

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One-liner #1025

If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what, exactly, is fog horn made out of?... read more..

12 Apr

Funny Pictures

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Candlelight Vigil

Harry's cheap repair turned every showerinto a candlelight vigil. ... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4075 - April 12, 2016

12 Apr

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

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3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4075 - April 12, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. Basically, don't let Harry fix your hot water problem. You will see why in "Candlelight Vigil" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pic read more..

12 Apr

Cybersalt News

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Cybersalt News - April 12, 2016

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. Basically, don't let Harry fix your hot water problem. You will see why in "Candlelight Vigil" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/candlelight... read more..

11 Apr

Clean Jokes

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Daughter In College

Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughter's college education? As the policeman, who also had a daughter in college, was leading him away... read more..

11 Apr

Quotes

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Quote #1473

"When the voice of the church is but an echoing of the culture’s voices and not a voice from beyond, it may not be the right voice." – Leonard Sweet read more..

11 Apr

Illustrations

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Does Prayer Change Things?

They say that prayer changes things, but does it REALLY change anything? Oh yes! It really does! Does prayer change your present situation or sudden circumstances? No, not always, but it does chang... read more..

11 Apr

Clean Puns

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Planet Happiness

Rotating earth: You made my day.... read more..

11 Apr

One-liners

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One-liner #1024

I wish some of my co-workers weren't allowed in the break room ... because that's who I usually need a break from.... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4074 - April 11, 2016

11 Apr

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

77

2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4074 - April 11, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new entry in the FunBlog on the Cybersalt Site today. It pretty much defies adequate description so just check out "King of the ribbon of steel" at:www.cybersalt.org/ read more..

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