Monthly Archive

2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1320 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

25 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1516

One-liner #1012

The cool part about naming your kid is you don't have to add 6 numbers to make sure the name is available.... read more..

25 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1644

Easily Robbed

Take it from me: I'm easily robbed.... read more..

25 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2723

Tense and Moody

Verbs: always tense and moody.... read more..

25 Mar

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

7229

Miles Logged

This van has logged a few miles in its time. ... read more..

25 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2113

Pediatricians

Pediatricians tend to have very little patients.... read more..

25 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1953

One-liner #1011

I personally stay away from health foods. At my age, I need all the preservatives I can get. - George Burns... read more..

25 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Old man Johnson limped into the doctor's office and said, "Doc, my right knee hurts so bad, I can hardly walk!" The doctor slowly eyed him from head to toe, paused and then said, "Mr. Johnson, just read more..

25 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2391

True Prayer

A man had a habit of grumbling at the food his wife placed before him at family meals. Then he would ask the blessing. One day after his usual combination complaint-prayer, his little girl asked, "Dad... read more..

24 Mar

Videos

Pastor Tim

1855

Evangelicalism in America X-Ray

Here is a great 6 minute x-ray of Evangelicalism in America. ... read more..

24 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - March 24, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. Do you remember your first taste of bacon? I think this kid will for a long time. Check out "First Bacon" at:www.cybersalt.org/fu... read more..

23 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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1 min read

Look to Christ

What does it mean to look to Christ? William Fenner (1600–1640) explains: "When a man looks to Christ in such a way that he follows him; when a man sees him as his only means of being happy, godly, a... read more..

23 Mar

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3862

First Bacon

This little boy's first taste of bacon expresses what so many of us already know. ... read more..

23 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3527

The Difference of a Year

Our seven-year-old daughter was thrilled when we took her to Disney World for the first time, and she headed straight for Space Mountain. I worried that the roller coaster would be too scary for her,... read more..

23 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2071

There They Go Again

As Christians, it is our responsibility to be a witness to our neighbors but, also, to let our witness show by our faithfulness in the family of God and the house of God every opportunity we can. As o... read more..

23 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - March 23, 2016

There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Nothing Written On It" at: www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/nothing-written-on-it Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

22 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

1935

What Gives You?

Preamble: As I hope you know, understand, and even appreciate, the PearlyGates list/section features clean, theologically and/or politically incorrect jokes and humor. I mention this as an introductio... read more..

22 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2333

Perfection

An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of his license plate. The officer, ... read more..

22 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4507

Nothing Written On It

Be careful when you order a cake withnothing written on it. ... read more..

22 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4209

Oil Spill

After a lady's car had leaked motor oil on her cement driveway, she bought a large bag of cat litter to soak it up. It worked so well, that she went back to the convenience store to get another bag t... read more..

22 Mar

Funny Elephant Pictures

Pastor Tim

4006

Elephant Exhaustion

Tina's first day at the office was exhausting. ... read more..

21 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4178

No Speaka Da German

A few years ago, I decided to visit my brother who was stationed in Germany. I assumed that most Germans would speak English. But I found that many people spoke only their native tongue - including th... read more..

21 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1796

Mandatory Attendance

It used to be that in order for a college student to receive credit for a particular course, a card that listed his or her courses had to be signed by the instructor/lecturer. It was, at the time, pol... read more..

21 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1980

Quote #1459

"You can't take it with you. The Egyptians tried and they got robbed." - Denzel Washington read more..

21 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1452

Quote #1458

"I find the Trinity endlessly interesting but hopelessly above my pay grade and station." - Leonard Sweet read more..

21 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1457

"At the end of the day, God's power is not primarily about victory over your particular situation. It's about the glory of His name on earth. Sometimes He does that by giving you victory over an obs read more..

21 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2241

1 min read

Drug Dealer Tax Help

Attention Drug Dealers operating in the Randall County area: Tax Season is upon you! With the April 15th deadline rapidly approaching, we know how hard it can be for you to provide a detailed ac... read more..

21 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Lightheaded at Work

"These sparks are making me so lightheaded." read more..

21 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - March 21, 2016

There is a new Funny Picture page on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Lightheaded at Work" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/lightheaded-at-work Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

21 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - March 22, 2016

I forgot to wish you all a happy spring! Of course, for all you Southern Hemisphericals, happy fall! Sorry, but it's time to give us the sun back for a few months. There is a new Funny Elephant Pictu... read more..

20 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3538

Mail Problems

Thanks to Kim Harding for day's real life laugh from her family. Dear Pastor Tim, This is a true story, My husband's grandmother passed away and for many months afterwards my father-in-law made repe... read more..

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