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Monthly Archive

2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1328 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
650

Cybersalt News - October 20, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! My son-in-law, Matt Sampson, loves soccer. For that reason I like soccer as a thing someone I love enjoys. The newest Funny Sign on the Cybersalt site today might be an int... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
2964

Exciting Soccer

Finally, a way to make soccer exciting! ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1020

Quote #1582

"Our society strives to avoid any possibility of offending anyone - except God." - Billy Graham read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1746

Communication in Marriage

My husband, Michael, and I were at a restaurant with his boss, a rather stern older man. When Michael began a tale, which I was sure he had told before, I gave him a kick under the table. There was no... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3075

Can Cure

A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help. On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do a... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2899

Minister Drive By

Two rural church deacons who were having a sociable beer in the local tavern when they saw their minister drive by and take a good long look at their pickup trucks parked outside. One deacon ducked d... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2972

Elevation Humor

Mountains aren't just funny. They are hill areas.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1349

One-liner #1134

As a young child my mother told me I can be anyone I want to be ... turns out this is called identity theft.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
680

Cybersalt News - October 16, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt Site today and it's on a topic I've been considering in recent weeks as well. You can read "Where have all the ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2120

Church Attendance, Religion vs. Relationship

Strangely enough, this is all true. I had heart bypass surgery. For recovery, they have you do an exercise program. So I go to the doctor and he asks if I have been exercising. I reply, "Yes. Religi... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2947

Fiery Love

Jolene had wanted new kitchen cabinets for a long time, but her husband insisted they were an extravagance. She went to visit her mother for two weeks, and when she returned, she was overjoyed to fin... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1708

Where Have All the Clowns Gone?

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were getting ourselves situated in the living room with some after supper coffee while watching the little bit of TV. These days, a little bit of TV is abo... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1563

Quote #1581

“To create a band of brothers/sisters, Marine Corps boot camp bans the words “I” “me” and “mine” for 13 weeks. What if church did same for 13 worships?”   - Leonard Sweet read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1544

Matt Origins

Jasons aren't made: they are Bourne.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
925

One-liner #1133

If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
675

Cybersalt News - October 13, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Before I share the latest entry in the FunBlog with you, I want to give a little reminder as to why I think it's fun (some of you will think "that's dumb" and you aren't wr... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1204

Quote #1580

"Undeniable guilt, plus undeserved grace, should equal unbridled gratitude." - Nancy Leigh DeMoss read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3242

Gorilla Removal

Did I tell you the story about the day I arrived home from work and discovered a gorilla sitting on my roof? Not knowing what to do, I opened the Yellow Pages and looked up "Gorilla Removal." I called... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
1432

Cars Fly

Here is another way to celebrate the 4th of July - by making some cars fly! ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1074

One-liner #1132

I'm still not sure if I understand ambiguity.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3058

Water Dorm

When I lived in a dorm, one of the favorite intramural sports was water fights. Dousing and bombarding one another with water from squirt guns, glasses, balloons, even wastebaskets. Since each room ha... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1718

Warning Signs

One October, my wife and I spent a vacation on Washington's Olympic Peninsula. We were eager to visit the rain forests near the coast, but we heard that snow slides had made some of the roads impassab... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1397

Ummm

You’re at a loss for words: don’t worry, maybe it’s just aphasia.... read more..

Thanksgiving
Pastor Tim
890

Our Father Who Is in Heaven - The Lord's Prayer

Living a Christian life while at the same time using our brokenness and pain as an excuse to not be closer to our Heavenly Father is another form of hypocrisy and religious performance Jesus wants u read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
649

Cybersalt News - October 9, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt Site today. A cancelled flight and a missed connection has Rev. James Snyder thinking about time. You can read ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1622

Get me to the airport on time

I was off to the airport on another trip. I started out early, arrived at the airport on time, but when I arrived the plane had canceled and I had to apply for another plane. The next plane headed for... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1248

City Envy

Every time someone says, "Happy Columbus Day!" Dayton dies a little inside.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3181

Police Dog Freeze

A friend of mine is a deputy with the sheriff's department canine unit. One evening, the deputy was dispatched to the scene of a possible burglary, where he discovered the back door of a building aja... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1032

One-liner #1131

Perspective is in the eye of the beholder.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1059

Quote #1579

Prosperity knits a man to the World. He feels that he is ‘finding his place in it’, while really it is finding its place in him. - C.S. Lewis read more..

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