2016 - Monthly Archive - Results from #210

Thoughts, Plots and Other Dangerous Activities

18 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2342

4 min read

Thoughts, Plots and Other Dangerous Activities

One day this past week, I got up a little earlier than usual and to keep from waking up the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage I got my coffee and went to the back porch to enjoy a quiet early morning... read more..

18 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1423

<1min

Cybersalt News - September 18, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! I am announcing a change is the sending schedule of the Cybersalt Digest. It will only be sent out on Sundays and Chicken Thursdays. This will allow me to devote time... read more..

17 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2076

<1min

Lofty Vision

Optimistic Optometrist: “They’ll see. They’ll ALL see.”... read more..

17 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1438

<1min

Cybersalt News - September 17, 2016

Nature, dogs, and many husbands abhor a vacuum. But, it seems that spinning tops love them. Check out today's FunBlog entry "Spinning Top in a Vacuum Chamber" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/spinning-top... read more..

16 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2028

<1min

Quote #1573

"It is much easier to have sympathy with suffering than it is to have sympathy with thought." - Oscar Wilde read more..

16 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2649

<1min

Spinning Top in a Vacuum Chamber

Nature, dogs, and many husbands abhor a vacuum. But, it seems that spinning tops love them. ... read more..

16 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2480

<1min

"I Do" Suggestion

Position on Proposals: Getting down on one knee can be very engaging.... read more..

16 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2587

<1min

Abuse of the Courts

A police officer arrives at the scene of an accident, in which a car smashed into a tree. The cop rushes over to the vehicle and asks the driver, "Are you seriously hurt?" "How should I know?" the ma... read more..

16 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6556

<1min

On The Ball Mechanic

My dad, an auto mechanic, received a repair order that read: "Check for clunking sound when going around corners." Taking the car out for a test drive, he made a right turn, and a moment later he hea... read more..

16 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1821

<1min

One-liner #1125

I know a lot about cars; I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming. - Mitch Hedberg... read more..

16 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1318

<1min

Cybersalt News - September 16, 2016

A lot of kids are calmed by farm animals - others not so much. You'll find "Horse Scare" (I know, it's not a horse) at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-horse-pictures/horse-scare Enjoy the rest of today's mai... read more..

15 Sep

Funny Horse Pictures

Pastor Tim

5345

<1min

Horse Scare

The counselor suggested giving Jimmy to a nice quiet day at the farm. ... read more..

15 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2195

<1min

Job Market Survey

Surveying the job market: Look for a plumb assignment hanging weights from a string.... read more..

15 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2194

<1min

Quote #1572

"Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate." - Barnett R. Brickner read more..

15 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2719

<1min

Barber Job Description

He prunes the foliage on your headAnd trims around the earSo you will look respectableWherever you appear. With special shears he thins your hairThen washes it with soapOr uses some restoring stuffTo... read more..

15 Sep

Clean Jokes

7425

<1min

Packing

I was scheduled to fly from North Carolina to Germany, where my husband was stationed in the military. As I checked in at the airport, the ticket agent asked me some standard security questions. "Ha... read more..

15 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1899

<1min

One-liner #1124

You have the right to remain silent; anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.... read more..

15 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1288

<1min

Cybersalt News - September 15, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Mothers of twins have their hands full. Sometimes their husbands only add to the chaos. You'll see why in "Twins' Doctor Apointment" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/twi... read more..

14 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

6186

<1min

Twins' Doctor Apointment

That was the day Julie asked Dan to take the twins to the doctor.... read more..

14 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2047

<1min

Hard to Explain

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.... read more..

14 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2498

<1min

Quote #1571

"The Lord is trustworthy in all he promises and faithful in all he does." Psalm 145:13b read more..

14 Sep

Clean Jokes

4103

<1min

Cry On for Crayons

The kindergarten class had settled down to its coloring books. Willie came up to the teacher's desk and said, "Miss Francis, I ain't got no crayons." "Willie," Miss Francis said, "you mean, "I don't... read more..

14 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2793

<1min

Sovereignty and Wisdom of God

A passenger jet was suffering through a severe thunderstorm. As the passengers were being bounced around by the turbulence a young woman turned to a minister sitting next to her and with a nervous la... read more..

14 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2040

<1min

One-liner #1123

"I loathe people who keep dogs; they are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves." - August Strindberg read more..

14 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1356

<1min

Cybersalt News - September 14, 2016

There is a new FunBlog entry today. You can watch "Tripal Spiral Dominoes" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/triple-spiral-dominoes Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

13 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2632

<1min

Triple Spiral Dominoes

We like watching dominoes falling as much as most average people, but this tripal spiral of 15,000 dominoes sure dialed our enjoyment up a notch! ... read more..

13 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2098

<1min

Toy Return

"Hey, where can I find the Terminator action figures?" "Aisle B, back." read more..

13 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2171

<1min

Quote #1570

"Don't bother to give God instructions; just report for duty." - Corrie Ten Boom read more..

13 Sep

Clean Jokes

4736

<1min

Listening In

A long time ago, before the days of cell phones, I needed to call home, and the only pay phone I could find was in use. So I stood to the side and politely waited until it was free, thinking it would ... read more..

13 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2631

<1min

Housecleaning Philosophy

I don't do windows because...I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt. I don't wax floors because...I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terribl... read more..