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Monthly Archive

2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1328 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4470

Engine Trouble

Many years ago before the days of cell phones and data, a friend, driving home from a fishing trip in northern Michigan with his boat in tow, had engine trouble a few miles inland from Lake Huron. He ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1111

One-liner #1126

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.... read more..

Clean Jokes
2964

Tiny Rose

A tiny sweet baby was born to a goober and his wife. They had always dreamed of having a child and naming her for the wife's beloved Aunt Rose. But the baby was so tiny and precious, Rose was too mu... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
3886

Cat Elephant Butt

Is it a cat or an elephant? You be the judge.  ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1911

Choosing a Husband

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
7776

Quote #1574

"When you're accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression." read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
621

Cybersalt News - September 22, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday and happy 70th birthday to my dad! Don't forget the change in the sending schedule of the Cybersalt Digest, which is only being sent out on Sundays and Chicken Thursdays&nbs... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2924

Pass the Pie Please

A boy with a pea shooter, ran out of ammunition, and discovering a box of laxative pills, tried one in his blow gun. To his great joy, it fit.  There was a boarding house near by, and every Wedn... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
875

To Condemn or Not Condemn - There is No Question

Jesus' followers have not been called to a ministry of condemnation. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20160918.mp3{/audio} read more..

Clean Jokes
6621

Cow-isms

*Various organizational philosophies explained in "two cow" terms.* Socialism: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor. Communism: You have two cows. The government takes them read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1275

Thoughts, Plots and Other Dangerous Activities

One day this past week, I got up a little earlier than usual and to keep from waking up the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage I got my coffee and went to the back porch to enjoy a quiet early morning... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
666

Cybersalt News - September 18, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! I am announcing a change is the sending schedule of the Cybersalt Digest. It will only be sent out on Sundays and Chicken Thursdays.  This will allow me to devote time... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1166

Lofty Vision

Optimistic Optometrist: “They’ll see. They’ll ALL see.”... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
694

Cybersalt News - September 17, 2016

Nature, dogs, and many husbands abhor a vacuum. But, it seems that spinning tops love them. Check out today's FunBlog entry "Spinning Top in a Vacuum Chamber" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/spinning-top... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1028

Quote #1573

"It is much easier to have sympathy with suffering than it is to have sympathy with thought." - Oscar Wilde read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2631

I Can Make This Putt

Playing golf with his buddies, my grandfather had to make a slick 25-foot putt. As he lined it up, he announced, "I have a dollar bill that says I can make this putt. Does anyone want to bet?" His th... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
1557

Spinning Top in a Vacuum Chamber

Nature, dogs, and many husbands abhor a vacuum. But, it seems that spinning tops love them. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1282

"I Do" Suggestion

Position on Proposals: Getting down on one knee can be very engaging.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1618

Abuse of the Courts

A police officer arrives at the scene of an accident, in which a car smashed into a tree. The cop rushes over to the vehicle and asks the driver, "Are you seriously hurt?" "How should I know?" the ma... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5442

On The Ball Mechanic

My dad, an auto mechanic, received a repair order that read: "Check for clunking sound when going around corners." Taking the car out for a test drive, he made a right turn, and a moment later he hea... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
957

One-liner #1125

I know a lot about cars; I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming. - Mitch Hedberg... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
626

Cybersalt News - September 16, 2016

A lot of kids are calmed by farm animals - others not so much. You'll find "Horse Scare" (I know, it's not a horse) at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-horse-pictures/horse-scare Enjoy the rest of today's mai... read more..

Funny Horse Pictures
Pastor Tim
2026

Horse Scare

The counselor suggested giving Jimmy to a nice quiet day at the farm. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1295

Job Market Survey

Surveying the job market: Look for a plumb assignment hanging weights from a string.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1149

Quote #1572

"Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate."   - Barnett R. Brickner read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1766

Barber Job Description

He prunes the foliage on your headAnd trims around the earSo you will look respectableWherever you appear. With special shears he thins your hairThen washes it with soapOr uses some restoring stuffTo... read more..

Clean Jokes
6355

Packing

I was scheduled to fly from North Carolina to Germany, where my husband was stationed in the military. As I checked in at the airport, the ticket agent asked me some standard security questions. "Ha... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1055

One-liner #1124

You have the right to remain silent; anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
617

Cybersalt News - September 15, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Mothers of twins have their hands full. Sometimes their husbands only add to the chaos. You'll see why in "Twins' Doctor Apointment" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/twi... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
2751

Twins' Doctor Apointment

That was the day Julie asked Dan to take the twins to the doctor.... read more..

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