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There is a new FunBlog entry today. You can watch "Tripal Spiral Dominoes" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/triple-spiral-dominoes Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

We like watching dominoes falling as much as most average people, but this tripal spiral of 15,000 dominoes sure dialed our enjoyment up a notch! ... read more..

"Hey, where can I find the Terminator action figures?" "Aisle B, back." read more..

"Don't bother to give God instructions; just report for duty." - Corrie Ten Boom read more..

A long time ago, before the days of cell phones, I needed to call home, and the only pay phone I could find was in use. So I stood to the side and politely waited until it was free, thinking it would ... read more..

I don't do windows because...I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt. I don't wax floors because...I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terribl... read more..

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, and a good woman - or a bad woman; depends on how much happiness you can handle. -George Burns... read more..

Yes, there were no mailings on the weekend and Monday. Since my sabbatical ended I've been *trying* to maintain healthier hours. That and a change in my sermon preparation habits combined to bump thos... read more..

A teacher at a school for blind kids is taking his school's soccer team to an "away game".  They stop for a rest break, and to let the kids work off some energy with a little impromptu practice i... read more..

When I was young, a saying went around, “Sticks and stones may break my bones but words/names will never hurt me.” Supposedly it was to make me ignore people saying nasty things about me. For the mos... read more..

A middle-aged man wasn't feeling well, so he went to the doctor for a check up. After a thorough examination, the doctor said, "Well, based on my examination, the best thing for you is to cut out all... read more..

The temporary Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the supply cabinet. She had been told the combination, but couldn't quite remember it. Finally she went to the pastor'... read more..

When we rely on human wisdom and fancy words to try and convert people to following Jesus, we empty the cross of its power. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20160911.mp3{/audio} Pastor Tim refer read more..

"Thou hast formed us for Thyself, and our hearts are restless till they find rest in Thee." - Augustine read more..

I am always going the extra mile: because I never stop for directions.... read more..

If prisons let prisoners take their own mugshots, would they be called cellfies?... read more..

I enjoy people who enjoy their jobs, so I enjoy the people in today's FunBlog entry. You'll find "Knocking Big Rocks Down" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/knocking-big-rocks-down Enjoy the rest of today... read more..

I just want to be as thin as my patience.... read more..

I need to get in shape; if I was murdered right now my chalk outline would be a circle.... read more..

Two farmers were comparing notes on the poor harvest. "Jeb, I'm telling you the wheat was so poor I had to harvest it with scissors." "That's nothing, Grady. I had to lather my field and shave it."... read more..

The guy at the end sums it up the best, "It's fun to knock those bigs rocks down; it's very fun."  ... read more..

"Chains do not hold a marriage together.  It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads which sew people together through the years."   - Simone Signoret read more..

There are recent rumors that Julie Andrews did a concert for AARP (The American Association of Retired Persons). Ms. Andrews sang a favorite from the Sound of Music, "Favorite Things". There were a fe... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt site. Do you know someone who always likes to go bigger in a race? This guy looks like one of those types. Check out "Rubber D... read more..

We cannot all be famous or be listed in "Who's Who",But every person, great or small,has important work to do. For seldom do we realizethe importance of small deeds,Or to what degree of greatnes... read more..

"Somewhere, someone else is happy with less than you have." read more..

My goal was to lose 10 pounds this year: only 15 to go!... read more..

Askhole: A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.... read more..

At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded yes. "Do you understand that what matters is whe... read more..

A preacher went to his church office on Monday morning and discovered a dead mule in the church yard. He called the police. Since there did not appear to be any foul play, the police referred the prea... read more..