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Monthly Archive

2017

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 759 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
965

The Endless Flow of Ink

This past week I had my yearly visit with my doctor. Believe me, it was no vacation but it did vacate the cash in my wallet. It was not the loss I needed at the time. It is amazing about my doctor. H... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1743

Choose Christ Today

The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night. Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil!" The dying man said nothi... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2930

Simple Support

Last week my wife and I purchased a new computer. We ran into some difficulties while setting it up so we decided to call the customer support phone number we found in the manual. I picked up the pho... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
932

One-liner #1215

The "Flat Earth Society" has members all around the globe. Now say that again, slowly.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1182

Quote #1662

"If any man think ill of you, do not be angry with him for you are worse than he thinks you to be." - C. H. Spurgeon read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1226

Spontaneous Song

At any given time, the urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3024

Bravest Men

Admiral McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague General Marshall, who was in charge of the Army. McKenzie arrived at the military camp and was greeted by Marshall. They b... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
588

Cybersalt News - August 10, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and a big shoutout to subscriber Shelia Heil who sent in a picture of her brother's chickens! Not only was that fun, but I got a good laugh out of the filename for the pic read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
868

Quote #1661

"If you're tired of starting over, stop giving up." - Autumn Calbrese read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
7929

Elevation Pun

A plateau: the highest form of flattery.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1605

Parental Supervision

The math teacher saw that little Davie wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Davie! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Little Davie quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cart... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3164

Centipede Snack

A guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bough... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1023

One-liner #1214

Adulthood is like the vet, and we're all the dogs that were excited for the car ride until we realized where we're going.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
632

Cybersalt News - August 6, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! Imitation is an important part of Christian life. You can learn more about that in my message from last week when you listen to "Imitation Instead of Idolization" at:www.we... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
542

See, Pray, Do

The true Christian life is one of faith, accompanied by good works empowered by Jesus. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170806.mp3{/audio} read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1047

A Discount by Any Other Name

I find too often I get all caught up with the busyness of life that I forget some things. For example, last week the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I had birthdays. Our birthdays are only two... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
911

Quote #1660

"Deceit is the wrapper on every temptation." - Unknown read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1943

Colorful Collision

A blue ship crashed with a red ship. The survivors were marooned.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1730

Curiosity

Waiting for an elevator at a local hospital, I was standing next to a maintenance person holding a bicycle pump. Noticing my curious stares, he looked at me and remarked with a smile, "It's the newes... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2967

Musings

* A bus station is where a bus stops.A train station is where a train stops.My desk is my work station ... * I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions. * If quitters never win, a read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
789

One-liner #1213

I can tell people are judgmental just by looking at them.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
629

Cybersalt News - August 3, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It's pretty hot here at Cybersalt World Headquarters so today I've reviving this great summertime funny picture. You'll find "No Ice Cream" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pict read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
2437

Quote #1659

"If you sincerely drink poison, it will kill you: if you sincerely cut your throat, you will die. If you sincerely believe a lie, you will suffer the consequences. You must not only be sincere, but read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2529

Doctor's Advice

A 92 year old man went to the doctor to get a physical.  A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. At his follow up visit, the docto... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
14136

Goose Pun

I went out to buy some goose feather pillows, but I found they were so expensive I couldn't even afford the down payment.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
608

Childhood Impression

I was accompanying my eight-year-old daughter who was selling cookies door-to-door for the Girl Scouts. After visiting several homes, she commented on the different styles of doorbells: some buzzed, s... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2904

Exercise Pill

"I'm prescribing these pills for you," said the doctor to the overweight patient who wanted to lose weight without exercising. "I don't want you to swallow them. Just spill them on the floor twice a read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
889

One-liner #1212

Ninety percent of being married is just shouting "What?" from other rooms.... read more..

Body of Christ Connection
Pastor Tim
1483

Make a One Time Donation for Persecuted Christians or Refugees

Use this form to make a one time donation to helpCybersalt's Body of Christ Connection assist persecuted Christians and refugees. We take no portion for collecting or redirecting your gift. If ... read more..

Body of Christ Connection
Pastor Tim
1229

Setup a Recurring Donation for Persecuted Christians or Refugees

Use this form to setup a recurring donation to helpCybersalt's Body of Christ Connection assist persecuted Christians and refugees. We take no portion for collecting or redirecting your gift. read more..

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