Monthly Archive

2017

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 757 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1891

The Light Of The World

A little boy forgot his lines in a Sunday School presentation. His mother, sitting in the front row to prompt him, gestured and formed the words silently with her lips, but it didn't help. Her son's ... read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
3520

Organizational Changes at the North Pole

The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer retirement package has triggered a good deal of concern about whether they will be replaced, and about other res... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
785

Cybersalt News - December 14, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Last week I shared a link to a bunch of the Christmas jokes on Cybersalt Site (www.cybersalt.org/entertainment/clean-jokes/christmas-jokes). Today, I'm happy to share a lin... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2660

Christmas Present

Christmas time is a season when many people are more interested in the present than the past.  read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
8584

Predicting the Future

While studying the occult, a teacher asked one of the boys in her class, "Can people predict the future with cards?" His response was, "My mother can." The teacher replied, "Really?" The young boy ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3011

Home For The Holidays

A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York and as she gave the agent her luggage she asked, "I'd like you to send my ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1835

The Risk of Innocence

Tiny, helpless swaddled in hay washed, clothed, fed carried each day. Poverty, heat occupied land Romans, cruel Herod Palestine sand. Emptying self and breaking through with limits of flesh tempta... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1102

One-liner #1248

Advice #6 Don't give up hope; there's a chance the inevitable won't happen.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1358

Quote #1692

“A prison cell, in which one waits, hopes, and is completely dependent on the fact that the door of freedom has to be opened from the outside, is not a bad picture of Advent.” - Dietrich Bonhoeffer read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
766

Cybersalt News - December 10, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! Cybersalt's Body of Christ Connection is a ministry reconnecting persecuted followers of Jesus to their brothers and sisters living in faith and freedom around the world. T... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1116

One-liner #1247

Advice #5: Research administrators should support artificial intelligence; after all, what have they to lose?... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1301

Santa Claus Hasn’t Received My Letter Yet!

In first grade, our teacher asked us to pen a letter to Santa for Christmas. She asked us, “Name one present you would like Santa to bring you for Christmas.” Then we were to write a letter to Sant read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1241

Server Admiration

I like waiters: they bring a lot to the table.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1711

Quote #1691

"Christ's willingness to come to earth was not motivated by what He saw inside of us, but by what was inside of Him." - Paul David Tripp read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2018

The Trip Home

A pastor had been on a long flight between church conferences. The first warning of the approaching problems came when the sign on the airplane flashed on: *Fasten Your Seat Belts* Then, after a whi... read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
4213

Yukon Christmas

Thanks to list member Marcia Laycock (and her insomnia) for a creative variation of the classic poem. Twas the night before Christmas, in Yukon you know,Way up above 60 where Arctic winds blow. Asle... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
783

Cybersalt News - December 7, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Do you know what's hot again? Christmas jokes! Ok, at least for a couple of weeks they will be. So to take advantage of the times you can find a list of most of the Christm... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1233

Grammar Police

Grammar Police: Just here to ensure proper sentencing.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1019

Quote 1690

"Dance like nobody is watching. Text and email like it will be read in court someday." - Unknown read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3477

Christmas Vote Tally

***To get the most out of this joke from the past, if helps if you remember the 2000 US presidential election. If you do remember those days, good for you.  If you don't, even better! Fortunately read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1952

Children Shopping

My first-grade daughter and her friend both needed new boots as winter approached. Not many days passed before her friend got in the car one morning sporting brand new boots. "Beth," I commented, "I ... read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
4775

Politically Correct Santa

'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...How to live in a world that's politically correct?His workers no longer would answer to "Elves","Vertically Challenged" they were calling themsel read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1059

One-liner #1246

Advice #4: Be realistic; ask the impossible!... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
677

Cybersalt News - December 3, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! Months ago, I announced Cybersalt's Body of Christ Connection - a ministry to connect persecuted followers of Jesus to their brothers and sisters living in faith and f... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
5468

Quote #1689

"Sleep in peace tonight. God is bigger than anything you will face tomorrow." - Dave Willis © Toby Mac #SpeakLife read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1396

Santa Pastor

He sees you when you've been sleeping; he knows when you're awake. He keeps preaching either way.... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1416

Nice Is a Matter of Perspective

Sitting in the living room the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and me were enjoying some hot apple cider tea and listening to some Christmas music. The song came that referred to Santa’s nice list ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2232

Inner Beauty, Looking On The Heart

Preparing for a tag sale at our house, my wife and I decided to put out a mirror we'd received as a wedding gift. Because of its garish aqua colored metal frame we just couldn't find a room in our hou... read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
3518

Things Not To Say When Hanging The Lights

Did you know that hanging lights on a Christmas tree is one of the three most stressful situations in an on-going relationship? The other two danger zones are teaching your mate to drive and wallpaper... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1166

One-liner #1245

Advice #3: If you don't' know, why ask?... read more..