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Monthly Archive

2019

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 678 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2724

Let Us Spray

A joy of which I'll not partakeIs eating children's birthday cake. To "blow out" candles, in a word,Is really patently absurd: Each puff contains sufficient moistureTo propagate your av'rage oyster.... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
768

Pirate Parts for Sale

Where did Captain Hook buy his hook ... ? At a second hand store!... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2759

Friends Like That

A knight and his men return to their castle after a long hard day of fighting. "How are we faring?" asks the king. "Sire," replies the knight, "I have been robbing and pillaging on your behalf all d... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1464

Vision

I believe my young daughter wants a pair of glasses. I don't know why she does. Perhaps glasses are now "cool" to have in school? But though she sees just fine, she still says she needs glasses. I to... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
560

Quote #1856

"Many people would be scared if they saw in the mirror, not their faces ... but their character." - unknown read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
564

One-Liner #1415

Self-Annihilating Sentence Right or wrong, it's a message!... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
305

Cybersalt News - September 22, 2019

Happy Birthday Dad!Sunday greetings everyone - and happy birthday to my dad! This week's man-cold may have actually been a man-flu! I have recovered to the point of having to try to stay awake during... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
657

I Wasn’t Born Old It Just Happened That Way

Everywhere I look these days people are obsessed with age. More products are sold today to make you look younger than anything else. Everybody desires to look younger than what they actually are. I th... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
742

Quote #1855

"Men do not reject the Bible because it contradicts itself but because it contradicts them." - Paul Harvey read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
599

One-Liner #1414

Self-Annihilating Sentence This book fills a much-needed gap.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
595

Farm Talk

Studies have shown that cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them. It's a case of in one ear and out the udder.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3194

House Points

"This house," said the real estate salesman, "has both its good points and its bad points. To show you I'm honest, I'm going to tell you about both. The disadvantages are that there is a chemical pla read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1413

Making Friends

My husband, a forester, often has to consult property owners to determine boundary lines. Walking up a dirt road to question one such individual, he encountered signs that read: "No Trespassing," "Be... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
322

Cybersalt News - September 19, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. A big old man-cold has found it's way to Cybersalt World Headquarters and apparently I'm hosting it in my head for the next little while. Fall is almost here! Enjoy the re... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
620

Quote #1854

"Your past doesn't define you; Jesus' love does." - Jarrid Wilson read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
629

Dot, Dot, Dot, x2

"I'll have to telegraph him again," Tom said remorsefully. read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
633

One-Liner #1413

Self-Annihilating Sentence How can anyone show so little understanding as to be indignant?... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3147

Dying Preacher

An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for an IRS agent and his lawyer, both church members, to come to his home. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entered the roo... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2902

Housework Challenged

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends,... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1423

Work Reputation

I have a reputation at work for being a strict boss. One day I was in the break room with another manager. I reached into the refrigerator for my lunch, which was packed in an Ace Hardware paper bag.... read more..

Totally Tim
Pastor Tim
1048

Enter the Poor

This federal election has been called and Canadians will go to the polls on October 21. National political parties are already seeking to capture support from key demographics of Canadian voters. Ch read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
328

Cybersalt News - September 15, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! Recently, Rev. James Snyder's day alone worked out better than he could have ever imagined! You can read "It Was a Belly-Binge Kind of Day" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
751

Quote #1853

"Holiness is not the way to Christ. Christ is the way to holiness." - Adrian Rogers read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
684

Diet Exclamation

"I've lost a lot of weight," Tom expounded. read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
541

One-Liner #1412

Don't be redundant by repeating yourself!... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
625

It Was a Belly-Binge Kind of Day

It’s not often that a day goes my way. Occasionally, I have a day that focuses on my desires and me. It was a Monday evening right after supper and the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were w... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3202

Cereal Adjustment

Deciding to eat healthier breakfasts, my brother-in-law declared that oatmeal would now be his cereal of choice. But after eating his first bowl, he told my sister, "I hope I develop a taste for the ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1449

Prayer mx24

Most of us have now learned to live with voice mail as a necessary part of our lives. Have you ever wondered what it would be like if God decided to install voice mail? Imagine praying and hearing the... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
319

Cybersalt News - September 12, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. The weather forecast for Cybersalt World Headquarters today is lots of rain - and we need it! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
461

One-Liner #1411

Self-Annihilating Description He's a typical man of distinction.... read more..

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