2019 - Monthly Archive - Results from #180

25 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

1463

<1min

Quote #1856

"Many people would be scared if they saw in the mirror, not their faces ... but their character." - unknown read more..

25 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

1581

<1min

One-Liner #1415

Self-Annihilating Sentence Right or wrong, it's a message!... read more..

22 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1040

<1min

Cybersalt News - September 22, 2019

Happy Birthday Dad!Sunday greetings everyone - and happy birthday to my dad! This week's man-cold may have actually been a man-flu! I have recovered to the point of having to try to stay awake during... read more..

I Wasn’t Born Old It Just Happened That Way

21 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1673

4 min read

I Wasn’t Born Old It Just Happened That Way

Everywhere I look these days people are obsessed with age. More products are sold today to make you look younger than anything else. Everybody desires to look younger than what they actually are. I th... read more..

21 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

1658

<1min

Quote #1855

"Men do not reject the Bible because it contradicts itself but because it contradicts them." - Paul Harvey read more..

21 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

1525

<1min

One-Liner #1414

Self-Annihilating Sentence This book fills a much-needed gap.... read more..

20 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1569

<1min

Farm Talk

Studies have shown that cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them. It's a case of in one ear and out the udder.... read more..

20 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4381

<1min

House Points

"This house," said the real estate salesman, "has both its good points and its bad points. To show you I'm honest, I'm going to tell you about both. The disadvantages are that there is a chemical pla read more..

20 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2425

<1min

Making Friends

My husband, a forester, often has to consult property owners to determine boundary lines. Walking up a dirt road to question one such individual, he encountered signs that read: "No Trespassing," "Be... read more..

19 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1069

<1min

Cybersalt News - September 19, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. A big old man-cold has found it's way to Cybersalt World Headquarters and apparently I'm hosting it in my head for the next little while. Fall is almost here! Enjoy the re... read more..

18 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

1657

<1min

Quote #1854

"Your past doesn't define you; Jesus' love does." - Jarrid Wilson read more..

18 Sep

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1531

<1min

Dot, Dot, Dot, x2

"I'll have to telegraph him again," Tom said remorsefully. read more..

18 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

1539

<1min

One-Liner #1413

Self-Annihilating Sentence How can anyone show so little understanding as to be indignant?... read more..

18 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4309

<1min

Dying Preacher

An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for an IRS agent and his lawyer, both church members, to come to his home. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entered the roo... read more..

18 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3939

<1min

Housework Challenged

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends,... read more..

18 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2327

<1min

Work Reputation

I have a reputation at work for being a strict boss. One day I was in the break room with another manager. I reached into the refrigerator for my lunch, which was packed in an Ace Hardware paper bag.... read more..

16 Sep

Totally Tim

Pastor Tim

4373

2 min read

Enter the Poor

This federal election has been called and Canadians will go to the polls on October 21. National political parties are already seeking to capture support from key demographics of Canadian voters. Ch read more..

15 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1050

<1min

Cybersalt News - September 15, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! Recently, Rev. James Snyder's day alone worked out better than he could have ever imagined! You can read "It Was a Belly-Binge Kind of Day" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman... read more..

14 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

1882

<1min

Quote #1853

"Holiness is not the way to Christ. Christ is the way to holiness." - Adrian Rogers read more..

14 Sep

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1578

<1min

Diet Exclamation

"I've lost a lot of weight," Tom expounded. read more..

14 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

1409

<1min

One-Liner #1412

Don't be redundant by repeating yourself!... read more..

14 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1654

4 min read

It Was a Belly-Binge Kind of Day

It’s not often that a day goes my way. Occasionally, I have a day that focuses on my desires and me. It was a Monday evening right after supper and the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were w... read more..

14 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4289

<1min

Cereal Adjustment

Deciding to eat healthier breakfasts, my brother-in-law declared that oatmeal would now be his cereal of choice. But after eating his first bowl, he told my sister, "I hope I develop a taste for the ... read more..

14 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2475

1 min read

Prayer mx24

Most of us have now learned to live with voice mail as a necessary part of our lives. Have you ever wondered what it would be like if God decided to install voice mail? Imagine praying and hearing the... read more..

12 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1014

<1min

Cybersalt News - September 12, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. The weather forecast for Cybersalt World Headquarters today is lots of rain - and we need it! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

11 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

1284

<1min

One-Liner #1411

Self-Annihilating Description He's a typical man of distinction.... read more..

11 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4436

<1min

Lazy Fishing

A visitor from Buffalo was strolling along the California surf one morning. During his walk he came upon a fellow, fishing pole clutched in his hands, sound asleep against the side of a huge coastal r... read more..

11 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

1480

<1min

Quote #1852

"I would like to think money wouldn't change me; yet when I'm playing Monopoly I'm a terrible person." - Unknown read more..

11 Sep

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1521

<1min

Self-Serve Dentistry

Patient: Mind if I turn on the nitrous oxide? Dentist: Knock yourself out!... read more..

11 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4298

2 min read

Excerpts from A Dog's Diary

Day number 180 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!11:30 am - OH BOY! DO... read more..