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Monthly Archive

2019

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 678 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3524

Lazy Fishing

A visitor from Buffalo was strolling along the California surf one morning. During his walk he came upon a fellow, fishing pole clutched in his hands, sound asleep against the side of a huge coastal r... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
610

Quote #1852

"I would like to think money wouldn't change me; yet when I'm playing Monopoly I'm a terrible person." - Unknown read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
626

Self-Serve Dentistry

Patient: Mind if I turn on the nitrous oxide? Dentist: Knock yourself out!... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3129

Excerpts from A Dog's Diary

Day number 180 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!11:30 am - OH BOY! DO... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1510

Teenagers

"Doctor, I'd like you to evaluate my 13-year-old son." "OK: He's suffering from a transient psychosis with an intermittent rage disorder, punctuated by episodic radical mood swings, but his prognosis read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
661

A Key On the Table Is Worth Many A Chuckle

When it comes to forgetting anything, I am king of the hill. My forgetting has nothing to do with age because I have been forgetting as long as I can remember. Of course, with age comes an excuse for... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
311

Cybersalt News - September 8, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone - and happy September! Recently, Rev. James Snyder got a chuckle when his wife took a turn forgetting something. You can read "A Key On the Table Is Worth Many A Chuckle" at... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
503

One-Liner #1410

Self-Annihilating Description He knew everything, but that's all.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
694

Quote #1851

"... all the days ordained for me were written in your book before one of them came to be." - Psalm 139:16b (NIV) read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
936

Clown Soup

If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2661

Vet Come Back

Dr. Cutter is the local veterinarian in Kennebec County, Maine. He was well-known in town for his wry humor. He surpassed himself one summer day when a city dog was brought to him after an encounter w... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1475

Don't Go To Bed

I've heard it said don't go to bed while hanging on to sorrow, you may not have the chance to laugh with those you love tomorrow. You may not mean the words you speak when anger takes its toll, you m... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
330

Cybersalt News - September 5, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and my eldest daughter's 31st birthday! She had cancer when she was 14 and I am grateful she is alive to make me feel a bit older today. Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1133

Quote #1850

"God left you on earth for a purpose. Do it." - Unknown read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
671

I Can't Get Up

I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks!" So I tried, and it doesn't.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3108

Seeing Eye Dog

There is so much theologically incorrect about this joke I should send it out over three mailings! A blind man with his seeing eye dog walked into a bar. The blind man picked up the dog and swung it... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2865

Baby Wrap

Part of my job as a public-health nurse is teaching new parents how to care for their infants. As I was demonstrating how to wrap a newborn, a young Asian couple turned to me and said, "You mean we s... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1608

Grandkids, Bragging

Three little boys were bragging about how tough they were."I'm so tough", said the first boy, "that I can wear out a pair of shoes in a week." "Well", said the second little boy, "I'm so tough, I can... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
536

One-Liner #1409

Self-Annihilating Descriptions Words are incapable of describing what I am about to tell you.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
378

Cybersalt News - September 1, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone - and happy September! Recently, Rev. James Snyder was battling viruses and vermin while he worked on the church computer. You can read "Stuck between a Virus and a Varmint"... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
575

Stuck between a Virus and a Varmint

Normally, I’m not a superstitious sort of a person. But then again there is a good case to be made that I am really not normal. If you stop to think about it, (and I have), the average person is a com... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
661

Quote #1849

"Lord, please do us a massive favor. Make sin appear utterly ugly and exceedingly sinful to us." - Bob Sorge read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
596

Fowl Watchers

People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3275

Black Snake

It was the first camping experience for Jed. As soon as he had pitched his tent, he went for a hike in the woods. In about fifteen minutes he rushed back into camp, bleeding and disheveled. "What ha... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3813

Offering, Giving, Complaining

A man and his ten-year-old son were on a fishing trip miles from home. At the boy's insistence, they decided to attend the Sunday worship service at a small rural church. The father forgot to bring an... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
605

One-Liner #1408

Self-Annihilating Descriptions We're home at the usual time, for a change!... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
343

Cybersalt News - August 29, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today I'd like to share a new project I just launched for a client. It's the "DeHaan on Fire" YouTube channel where I'll be interviewing world famous fire investigator, Dr.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1895

Quote #1848

"If being hurt by church causes you to lose faith in God, then your faith was in people not in God." - Larry Bluford Jr. read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
683

Code Consumption

After I drink coffee I like to show the empty mug to the IT guy to tell him that I've successfully installed Java. He hates me.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
12706

Forgetting Something

A man was on his way home with a new car, which was absorbing all his attention, when it struck him that he had forgotten something. Twice he stopped, counted his parcels, searched his pockets, but f... read more..

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