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Monthly Archive

2019

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 678 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
347

Cybersalt News - July 28, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone. This week Rev. James Snyder remembers a lost friend and the many stories he would tell. You can read "Did I Tell You The Story…?" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/did-i-tel... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
662

Did I Tell You The Story…?

I was having a rather down day recently. You know how it is; you are going along 100 miles an hour and finally you crash. I was experiencing one of those reality crashes. Reclining in my chair, drink... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1055

Quote #1839

"Observed duties maintain our credit; but secret duties maintain our life." - John Flavel read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
688

Shy of a Helmet

"I keep banging my head on things," Tom said bashfully. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3518

Fishing Wife

"So, what's the matter?" asked one woman of her friend over coffee. "I thought you just got back from a nice relaxing fishing trip with your husband." "Oh, everything went wrong," the second woman an read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1464

Contribution

A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution. "Great ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
603

One-liner #1398

As long as I live, I will never forget what's-her-name.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
939

Express Desire

A pastor in Central Illinois went to the railroad depot everyday to watch the express train go by. People from his church noticed this and we're concerned about him. Finally the head of the church b... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
366

Cybersalt News - July 25, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Last week I shared a riddle I've been experiencing in life and Roger B. replied and shared a great laugh I had never heard before.  As a reminder, here is my riddle. A... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2709

Truth in Politics

It was election time and a politician decided to go out to the local reservation and try to get the Native American vote. They were all assembled in the Council Hall to hear the speech. The politician... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
840

Quote #1838

"A salvation that does not lead to service is no salvation at all." - Catherine Booth read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3392

Retirement Savings

Shirley and Abe, a retired couple from New York City, living in Miami Beach, are getting ready to go out to dinner. Shirley says, "Abe, darling, do you want me to wear this Chanel suit or the Gucci?"... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1488

Salesmanship

My buddy applied for a job as an insurance salesman. Where the form requested "prior experience," he wrote "lifeguard." That was it. Nothing else. "We're looking for someone who can not only sell ins... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
687

Carrots are Orange Too

Ban pre-shredded cheese. Make America grate again!... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
720

One-liner #1397

It is no illusion that wide ties make the face look wider.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
348

Cybersalt News - July 21, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone. Summer is here and so is the heat for many of you in the northern hemisphere. As a bonus link, here is some heat wave humor that will hopefully keep you cool in spirit at l... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
645

Quote #1837

  "Doctrine is not just a bundle of the church's own ideas, thoughts, and dreams about God, but is a declaring of what God Himself has shown and told us." - J. I. Packer read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
690

After All, It Is Monday

I do not consider myself lazy. I think of myself as an Energy Conservative. I am saving my energy for sometime down the road when I may need it, and who knows when. This, however, is not the opinion ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3222

Self-Evident Truths about Pets

* Although cats are rather delicate creatures, and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. * Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
674

Honest Money

Sam and George go to the bank to cash their paychecks. After Sam cashes his check George hands the young teller his check. He moves away from the teller, counts his change, and then goes back and say... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
701

Grammar Judgment

People who do not use punctuation deserve a long sentence.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
693

One-liner #1396

Every once in a while, it never stops raining.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
355

Cybersalt News - July 18, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! My adventure in self-employment continues. Twenty months into it I continue to experience a riddle I've asked many times on some days: Q: "Do you know the difference betwe... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3324

Perfect Man

After careful consideration and endless debate, The Perfect Man has finally been named: MR. POTATO HEAD He's tan. He's cute. He knows the importance of accessorizing. And if he looks at another... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2824

Fishing and Sisters

A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping. He decided to go fishing and he had to take her along. "I'll never do that again!" he told his mother that evening. "... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
616

Early Salesmanship

During a magazine and newspaper subscription drive, our son Philip, a paperboy, learned about good salesmanship. His supervisor had instructed the kids to maintain a positive attitude, even when turn... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
739

Quote #1836

"Example is not the main thing in influencing others. It is the only thing."  - Albert Schweitzer read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
821

Flying High

Scientists studying the effects of marijuana on seabirds have left no tern unstoned.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
654

One-liner #1395

He's a specialist in everything.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
340

Cybersalt News - July 14, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone. On the Cybersalt Site today, the sound of Rev. James Snyder's wife's voice replaces nighttime thunder when she discovers her car has been broken into. You can read "And The... read more..

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