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Monthly Archive

2021

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 640 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1235

Thoughts of The Aging

Don't let anyone tell you you're getting old. Squash their toes with your rocker. Some people try to turn back their odometers ... not me ... I want people to know why I look like this. I've traveled... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4511

Horse Batter

On the first day of Spring Training, a baseball scout brings a race horse with him to add to the starting line-up.  The coach asks, "What did you bring that horse here for?" The scout replies, ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6899

Cattle Ranching

A New York family bought a ranch out west where they intended to raise cattle. Friends came to visit and asked if the ranch had a name. "Well," said the would-be-cattleman, "I wanted to call it the B... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
252

Cybersalt News - September 9, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today is the 36th anniversary of the first time I laid eyes on Grandma Cybersalt. It was orientation week at Ontario Bible College, in Toronto, and I was tasked with delive... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2520

Early

Ok, what is the deal with "The early bird gets the worm"? He gets up early, and all he gets is a worm? It says "the worm," which means one single worm. That seems not very fair, for a bird that goes t... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
318

Quote #2031

Alcohol is a very effective dissolving agent. It dissolves families, marriages, friendships, jobs, bank accounts and neurons, but NEVER problems. - unknown... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
328

One-Liner #1594

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1605

Common Area

“When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.”... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1182

Marriage, Romance, Disappointment

Little Johnny was reading from a Hans Christian Anderson book. "Miss Howell?" little Johnny asked his first grade teacher. "Does m-i-r-a-g-e spell marriage?" "No Johnny," sighed the teacher. "But pe... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
309

What's All These Gadgets For?

Without any hesitation, I will gladly admit that I am on the short side when it comes to gadgets. For me, most of them do not make any sense at all. Instead, I like things simple and easy. As for the... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
224

Cybersalt News - September 5, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone - and happy 33rd birthday to my eldest daughter, Alyssa! As I explained 2 weeks ago, August was quite the month around Cybersalt World Headquarters. It had a bunch of emotio... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1509

Christ Died for You and Me

I know that I shall never see A man who loves as much as Thee. My God you gave up your own Son For to ransom everyone! Oh what ugly wounds He bore! Ahead, He knew what was in store. First they bruise... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
288

Quote #2030

"Fear does not stop death - it stops life. And worrying does not take away tomorrow's troubles - it takes away today's peace." - unknown read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1804

Ears News

Thief caught stealing corn from garden – charged with stalking!... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
568

One-Liner #1593

The Institute of Unfinished Research has concluded that 6 out of 10 people... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2476

50 Years - 5 Minutes

On an airplane, I overheard a stewardess talking to an elderly couple in front of me. Learning that it was the couple's 50th wedding anniversary, the flight attendant congratulated them and asked how... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
317

Is Being Sane Too Much to Ask?

When young, I remember my grandfather often saying to me, "the world wasn't like this when I was your age." Then he would go on a long rant about how things were much different when he was my age. Fin... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
0

Cybersalt News - August 22, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! The Cybersalt Digest has not gone out since August 5th, so I thought I better check in! Thank you to everyone who has asked if everything is OK. For the most part, I try t... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
363

And Then There Were Four

Over a year ago, I got out of bed, went to the kitchen for my morning cup of coffee and then I went to the back porch to see if I had any visitors. I have foxes, possums, cats, and raccoons (who are ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1123

Temptation Is Oh So Tempting

At the beginning of the week, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage informed me that she and some of her friends would be going thrift store shopping on Thursday. I nodded my head and smiled, not kn... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
616

Don't Judge a Person by Their Cover-up

Have you ever had one of those Déjà vu moments? The other week I was in the shopping mall to pick up some items for the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. She shops so much that I have to help her on... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
480

I Ain’t 16 Anymore

Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman DevotionalsI’ve had so many birthdays in my life that I really don’t know how old I am. All I know is that I’m one year older than I was last year. I would not be able ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
242

Cybersalt News - August 5, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! The big news around Cybersalt World Headquarters is that our daughter and grandson are arriving today for a 4 week visit. Her husband will be flying out later this month. W... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2382

You Might Belong to a Red Neck Synogogue If ...

You Might Belong To A Redneck Synagogue If . . . (Sorry folks, there was just no way to Gooberfy this one) - People ask, when they hear about oil lasting 8 days, whether it was Pennzoil. - The shof... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1593

Obedience

While discussing the plight of Driver's license examiners, a former motor-vehicle-bureau director told about a woman who was parallel parking. The examiner asked her, "could you get a little closer?"... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
268

Quote #2029

"When you have a friend that's going thru a personal storm, instead of being a weatherman and spreading the news, try being an umbrella and cover them with love." - unknown read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1776

A Difference of One Pinion

Hungry crows have ravenous appetites.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
351

One-Liner #1592

It amazes me how much "exercise" and "extra fries" sound alike.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3384

Goober Exam

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober   The Goober reported for her University final exam... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
383

The Blossoming Flower Whisperer

When it comes to flowers, I am the epitome of naivety. I have no expertise whatsoever in the plant world. All I see are red, blue and yellow. Don't get me wrong here; I enjoy flowers. However, when i... read more..

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