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Monthly Archive

2021

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 640 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liners
Susan Davis
504

One-Liner #1588

Fish bite twice a day ... before you get there and after you leave.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
259

Cybersalt News - July 15, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! One of my favorite things about my consulting business is that I am often contacted by people from around the world who are looking for help with their web pages, businesse... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
289

Quote #2024

"Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better." - Albert Einstein read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
363

One-Liner #1587

Just a warning if you're buying a watch on Amazon - I learned the hard way that if it says you can swim with it, this only applies if you can already swim without it.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3216

Nurses at the Gate

Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to enter the pearly gates. The first nurse said, "I worked in an emergency room. We tried our best to help... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1719

Poll Sadness

“I saw the man remove my ballot from the box," said Tom devotedly.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2115

Complacency

A minister in Florida lamented that it was difficult to get his message across to his congregation: "It's so beautiful here in the winter," he said, "that heaven doesn't interest them." Then he added... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3126

Bare Bones Moving

The orthopedic surgeon I work for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many of the items. I sat the display skeleton in the front of my car, his bony arm across the back of ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
612

Why Do I Have So Many Toes?

I must confess that I'm not always obvious to everything that is before me. I admit I miss a lot of things set before me. I don’t do this intentionally. For example, sometimes, when I come home from ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
230

Cybersalt News - July 11, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! Today, Grandma Cybersalt and I are going to a church building to participate in a worship service for the first time since March of 2020. I realize that's an odd way of say... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1205

Quote #2023

"Keep your face to the sunshine and you will never see the shadows." - Helen Keller read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
384

One-Liner #1586

My son made the mistake of telling me I was being overdramatic so I just changed the WiFi password; we'll see who's overdramatic in about 5 minutes.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1727

Face Plantain

The time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement? 1 bananosecond... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1407

Memory, Organization, Routine

It seems like every time our piano tuner John comes to our house, he scolds me for waiting too long between tunings. I agree with him that it should be done every six months, but I don't really think ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2586

Environ-mental

My friend Ann and I were eating at a Chinese restaurant. When an elderly waiter set chopsticks at our places, Ann made a point of reaching into her purse and pulling out her own pair. "As an environm... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4134

Real World

Recently launched into the "real world" and shocked by the expenses that came with it, Bob was complaining about the high cost of auto insurance. "If you got married," teased his friend Brad, "the pr... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
246

Cybersalt News - July 8, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's video share is a news story from my neck of the woods. We live on the coast of the Salish where there are two types of orca (killer whales) swim around. There are ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
271

Quote #2022

"Sometimes you won't know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory." - Dr. Seuss read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
333

One-Liner #1585

Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen; he sprayed everything down and cleaned thoroughly. Today I'm putting the cockroach in the bathroom.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1548

Bragging Rights

In his book, Sled Driver, SR-71 Blackbird pilot Brian Shul writes: I'll always remember a certain radio exchange that occurred one day as Walt (my back-seater) and I were screaming across Southern Ca... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2842

Fish Heads

A customer at Green's Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor's quick wit and intelligence. "Tell me, Green, what makes you so smart?" "I wouldn't share my secret with just anyone," Green replies... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1735

Deficit Interest

“You know you are broke when you can’t even pay attention.”... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
429

I May Be a Knucklehead, but I'm Not Insane

Nobody is perfect except maybe the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage comes close. I've never caught her in some imperfection, or if I had, nobody would know it from me. There is such an obsession t... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
265

Cybersalt News - July 4, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone and happy 4th of July to our US subscribers! The "new" news around Cybersalt World Headquarters is that Grandma Cybersalt and I got our second vaccination yesterday. Back in... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
283

Quote #2021

"I think of a hero as someone who understands the degree of responsibility that comes with his freedom." - Bob Dylan read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
398

One-Liner #1584

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "Thank you" is all I need, not all this, "How did you get in my house" nonsense.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2630

ID Card

The day I immigrated to the United States, I was given an alien ID card that featured a cute photo of me at age 15. Years later, when I went to the courthouse to become a citizen, a clerk confiscated ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2877

Anthem Pun

When young José, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there were no tickets left for sale. Touched by his disappointment, a friendly ticket salesman found him a ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1259

Consideration

Flying home after visiting her daughter in England, a woman arranged to have her husband meet her plane at the Vancouver, B.C., airport. This meant a stop at the border crossing between the United Sta... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
234

Cybersalt News - July 1, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Last week's PearlyGates joke (www.cybersalt.org/pearly-gates-jokes/stamp-quality) was about Stalin complaining about the quality of a stamp bearing his image. Thanks to sub... read more..

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