Monthly Archive

2021

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 640 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4341

Office Dog

A salesman dropped in to see a business customer. Not a soul was in the office except a big dog emptying wastebaskets. The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if his imagination could be playing ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
853

It’s My Tongue, I’ll Wag It If I Want To

Like everybody else, I have my share of trouble. It’s not that I want to get into trouble, but trouble always seems to be somewhere near where I am at the time. I regret that time when I was first int... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3042

Mommy Test

I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked her not to do that. "Why?" "Because it's been laying outside an... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
430

Cybersalt News - June 10, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are wondering if anyone out there would like to help by making the Cleanguote graphics that go out in the Cybersalt Digest? If you are, drop me an e... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3602

Operations Conversation

Two little kids are in a hospital lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
533

Quote #2015

"Challenges are what make life interesting. Overcoming them is what makes life meaningful." - Joshua J. Marine read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
800

A Cobbler Nose the Answer

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? "A shoe."... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
672

One-Liner #1578

My going out clothes have missed me so much; I put them on yesterday and they hugged me so tightly I couldn't move!... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1560

Delegation

My brother wants me to find him a summer job. He asked me to check with my boss, my friends, my business associates. Then he asked me to run off 100 copies of his resume, call up the employment agenc... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2890

Do You Have?

A woman walks into a convenience store. She walks straight to the manager and asks, "Do you have any small note- books?" "Sorry," says the manager. "We're all out." The woman shrugs, and asks, "Well... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
801

To Scam or Not to Scam That Is the Phone Call

One day this past week, I decided to stay home and catch up on a little bit of reading. It's not often that I take a day and not go to the office and just pander around the house. Sometimes it's neces... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
428

Cybersalt News - June 6, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! If the saying, "The best things in life are free" is true, kindness has to be one of the best things in life. It costs nothing to be kind to someone. Gentle words of encou... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
492

Quote #2014

"There is a wisdom of the head, and ... there is a wisdom of the heart." - Charles Dickens, Hard Times read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2490

Acceleration Factor

One time we were driving through a construction zone and the sign said, SPEED LIMIT 35mph AHEAD. There were four of us in the car so we were through there in no time.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1730

Hebrews 9:27, Eternity, Life, Death

Before I could start my first job right out of college, I had to present evidence that I was a U.S. citizen. I showed up with my driver's license and birth certificate. The clerk looked at my driver's... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2845

Birthday Wish

A mother asked her small son what he would like for his birthday. "I'd like a little brother," a boy said. "Oh my, that's such a big wish," said the mother. "Why do you want a little brother"? "Wel... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
559

One-Liner #1577

When a teenager is watching TV, listening to her music, and talking on the phone, she is probably doing her homework.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
399

Cybersalt News - June 3, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It has been a pretty busy day here at Cybersalt World Headquarters, so this week the news is not news: wherever you are - be it morning, afternoon, evening or tomorrow - I ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6620

Beef Tongue

A lady goes into the butcher shop and as she is walking around the store, she spies a beef tongue in the butcher's counter. The lady asks, "What in the world is that?" "Beef tongue," replies the but... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
464

Quote #2013

  "The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook." - William James read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2282

Test and Trial

The student asked the professor how many problems there would be on the final exam. The professor looked the student over and replied, "I think you will have lots of problems on the final."... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1719

Introductions

One day while shopping, my chatter bug daughter who was three at the time introduced herself to the lady behind us at the check out. She proceeded to tell the lady her sister's name and then said and... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
636

One-Liner #1576

“I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.” – Steven Wright... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2837

Tell Tale Signs You Have Nothing to Do at Work

- You've read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar for 2021 - You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis. - You've definitively figured out a way to get Gi read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
668

Who Doesn’t Like A Girl Scout Cookie?

This week the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage made a little slip. To her, it was a little slip, but to me, it was a big mistake. It is not always that she makes mistakes that I can profit on. I do... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
408

Cybersalt News - May 30, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! I had another "time is flying by moment" yesterday when I learned of the passing of singer B.J. Thomas. I became a follower of Jesus in the fall of 1979, when I was 13. A ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
497

Quote #2012

"Friendship always benefits. Love sometimes injures." - Seneca the Elder read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
557

One-Liner #1575

Behind every successful working woman is an enormous pile of laundry!... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2172

Moral Compass

“Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights do make a left.”... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
5627

Judging Others, Sharing

A woman was waiting at an airport one night.  There were several long hours to wait for her flight. She hunted for reading in the airport's gift shop bought a big bag of cookies -- found a place ... read more..