Monthly Archive

2022

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 608 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
374

Short Mentorship

I'm an elf-taught Christmas decorator.... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1307

Where Does Santa Get His Naughty or Nice List?

This week the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage approached me with a serious question. As far as I am concerned, life is full of questions, but coming from her, I need to be very careful. I have fou... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
350

Cybersalt News - December 18, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone! This Christmas comes with some emotional challenges for me. Many of you will remember that my sister, Melissa, passed away shortly after Christmas last year. Officially t... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
435

Allergy Warning!

I made these snacks all by my elf.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
363

Quote #2143

"Christmas is most truly Christmas when we celebrate it by giving the light of love to those who need it most." - Ruth Carter Stapleton read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
399

One-Liner #1706

Dear Santa, All I want is a fat bank account and a skinny body; please don't mix it up again like last year!... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1479

Prayer, Children, Amen

My 9yr. old niece says her prayers every night and instead of Amen she says: "Hit ENTER"... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3733

Nativity Accent

In a small Southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets! ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3953

If I Were Santa

If I were ol' Santa, you know what I'd do?I'd dump silly gifts that are given to youAnd deliver some things just inside your front door...Things you have lost, but treasured before. I'd give you back... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4084

All I Want From Santy is My Sanity

Christmas is the one time of the year when it is OK to be traditional. That may be the reason why so many people look forward to the Christmas holidays. The rest of the year most people are under the... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
347

Cybersalt News - December 15, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to everyone who pointed out that the link for Sunday's video share was incorrect. You can click here to watch the Opium Bubble Man. Today's video share is another s... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
375

Decoration Modesty

Christmas trees wear skirts so you won't cedar roots.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
397

One-Liner #1705

My ability to turn holiday joy into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into weight gain. - Smug Lemur... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4925

Perfect

There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect coup... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1543

I Wish I Was a Bear

If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could get used to that. And another thing; before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. That wouldn... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
375

Quote #2142

"Freshly cut Christmas trees smelling of stars and snow and pine resin—inhale deeply and fill your soul with wintry night." - John J. Geddes read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
344

Cybersalt News - December 11, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone! We have a new community being built in a huge, decommissioned gravel pit that Cybersalt World Headquarters looks over from on top of a hill. As more and more houses below ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
362

Quote #2141

“Christmas is built upon a beautiful and intentional paradox; that the birth of the homeless should be celebrated in every home.” -G. K. Chesterton... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
367

One-Liner #1704

I always tell my kids that if you fart on Santa's lap, he's required by North Pole law to bring you two of everything you ask for. - Abe Yospe @Cheeseboy22... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
386

Christmas Discount

How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing. It was on the house.... read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
4908

Christmas at Martha's

Dear Friend, This perfectly delightful note is being sent on paper I made myself to tell you what I have been up to.  Since it snowed last night, I got up early and made a sled with old barn wo... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1876

Virgin Birth, John 14:9

The teacher was trying desperately to get three twelve-year-old boys to act out the part of the three kings, but with little success. When they got to the crib where the pretend baby was lying, each ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
334

Cybersalt News - December 8, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I dropped by our daughter's the other day to pick up a pair of slippers that Grandma Cybersalt had left there earlier in the day when she was helping out with the grandkids... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4308

Home For Christmas

A woman was waiting in the check-out line at a shopping center.  Her arms were laden with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies. By her actions and deep sighs, it was obvious she was in an... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
371

That Wraps it Up

There's nothing I want more this Christmas than your presents.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
358

One-Liner #1703

Holiday lights should be festive, while at the same time not encouraging aircraft to land. - Charles Lake... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
239

Quote #2140

"The people walking in darkness have seen a great light; on those living in the land of deep darkness a light has dawned." - Isaiah, the prophet read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1892

A Christmas Prayer

Most Holy & Majestic Father, There's so much "hype" around Christmas time. I have to admit that I enjoy all the jolly jingle and festive frolic as much as anyone. But, Lord, as I enter into the f... read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
3178

Yet Another Night Before Christmas

Boy! Are Australians ever keen for writing "'Twas the Night Before Christmas" variations. Kevin Clark wrote the following one from scratch after getting a few different versions from the CleanLaugh li... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
571

Do I Really Talk in My Sleep

For a long time, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage has accused me of talking in my sleep. I never believed her and just thought she was joking. At least, I thought it was a joke. One time she ac... read more..