Monthly Archive

"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us." - J. R. Tolkien The Fellowship of the Ring read more..

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. Everybody repeat after me: "We are all individuals" Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines. No one is listening until you make a mistake. S... read more..

A young couple's marriage was suffering from her inability to cook. Things really got bad the night that the husband fished a piece of paper out of his stew. He unfolded the paper and read, "Nobly, n... read more..

Why Universities Would Never Give God A PHD 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was in Hebrew. 3. It had no references. 4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal. 5. Some even doubt ... read more..

4 years old: My Mommy can do anything! 8 years old: My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot! 12 years old: My Mother doesn't really know quite everything. 14 years old: Naturally, Mother doesn't know that,... read more..

One day a discussion was focused on a particular historical church leader in a First Grade religion class. After school, one student came home all excited and blurted out to his mother, "Guess what, ... read more..

"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?" I asked the children in my Sunday School class. "NO!" the children all answe read more..

"Lower your expectations of earth. This isn't heaven, so don't expect it to be." - Max Lucado read more..

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason. - Jerry Seinfeld... read more..

It's not a cat it's... A small, four-legged, fur-bearing extortionist. A wildlife control expert impersonator. An un-programmable animal. A four footed allergen. A hair relocation expert. A tr... read more..

Sunday greetings, everyone. This is actually the mailing I lined up to go out last Sunday, but on Thursday I noticed it hadn't gone out as planned so here it is again today, which explains why some of... read more..

Did you hear about the guy from Utah who wanted to become a writer? Well, he tried for many years but never produced anything he was satisfied with and, certainly, never sold anything. So, he took up... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! My shop cleanup project is coming along. My progress was slowed for 3 days due to a sprained ankle (not due to tripping on clutter), but I now have a clear path to the back... read more..

The Bathing Suit (by an unknown middle-aged woman) When I was a child in the 1950s, the bathing suit for the mature figure was-boned, trussed and reinforced, not so much sewn as engineered. They were... read more..

I ate a clock yesterday; it was very time consuming.... read more..

"I'm not busy ... a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't think my schedule looked so busy." - Garrison Keillor read more..

The wonderful comic, Sam Levenson, had a great answer to anti-Semites. "It's a free world and you don't have to like Jews, but if you DON'T, I suggest that you boycott certain Jewish products, like .... read more..

On instructions for a hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. On a bar of Dial bath bar: Directions: Use like regular ... read more..

Last year I suffered what is referred to as a heart attack. I got to the hospital in time, so there was no major damage. I had one artery known as the "Widow Maker" that was 90% blocked, which seemed ... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! One of the signs that tells me I am tired and need a break is when I notice an increase in wanting to reply to some of the stupid things people post on social media. I'm no... read more..

A local priest and pastor were fishing on the side of the road. They thoughtfully made a sign saying, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" and showed it to each passing c... read more..

1.    Leave the photocopier set to "reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch paper, 99 copies." 2.    Sit in your yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow read more..

"Hundreds of kids are shipped off to Mime Boarding School every year, never to be heard from again." read more..

Calvin Coolidge, the 30th president of the United States, was popularly known as "Silent Cal." One time at a party, a woman walked up to him and said, "My husband bet me I couldn't get three words ou... read more..

When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.... read more..

“Life is truly a ride. We're all strapped in and no one can stop it. When the doctor slaps your behind, he's ripping your ticket and away you go. As you make each passage from youth to adulthood to ma... read more..

Sunday greetings, everyone. I mentioned last weekend I was in Port Angeles, Washington, USA. The idea for that trip began when a client of mine from the UK told me he was travelling to Port Town... read more..

Matthew.14:22,23 The sea of Galilee is especially well known to Christians because it was the scene of many episodes of the life and ministry of Jesus Christ. When Jesus performed the miracle of feed... read more..

"Whatever else it is, the kingdom of God is decidedly NOT a call to violent revolution." - Philip Yancy, The Jesus I Never Knew read more..

“I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but he turned out to be an optical Aleutian.”... read more..