Monthly Archive

2023

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 727 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Chicken Cannon
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5304
<1min

Chicken Cannon

TRUE STORY!!!! It Does Take a Rocket Scientist Scientists at NASA developed a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airlines, military jets, and the space shuttle.  The... read more..
Bible Pun 1
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2762
<1min

Bible Pun 1

A little boy from Minneapolis came home from Sunday school with a frown on his face. "I'm not going back there anymore," he announced with finality. "I don't like the Bible they keep teaching us... read more..
Good Samaritans
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2392
<1min

Good Samaritans

Walking through a rough part of the city one night, two social workers heard moans and groans and muted cries for help coming from an alley. Walking toward the sound, they found a semi-conscious man. ... read more..
I Don’t Believe in Superstition…But
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1262
4 min read

I Don’t Believe in Superstition…But

I don’t believe in any of the superstitious nonsense that seems to be going around these days. Some people have a fear of numbers like 13 and 666. What in the world does a number have to do with anyth... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4862 - November 2, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
59
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4862 - November 2, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I get to go the the airport tonight to be part of a crowd of people welcoming some newcome... read more..
Cybersalt News - November 2, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
951
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 2, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I get to go the the airport tonight to be part of a crowd of people welcoming some newcomers to Canada. Another refugee family is restarting their lif... read more..
Dig, Dig, Dig
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3595
<1min

Dig, Dig, Dig

A husband and wife constantly bickered and fought, often yelling deep into the night. Most fights ended with the husband shouting, "When I die, I will dig my way up, out of the grave and come back and... read more..
Quote #2217
Quotes
Susan Davis
1054
<1min

Quote #2217

"You still haven't met all the people who are going to love you." - from the song of the same title by David Peralta De La Luz read more..
One-Liner #1782
One-liners
Susan Davis
1032
<1min

One-Liner #1782

By replacing your morning coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 87% of what little joy you still have left in your life.... read more..
Understanding the Signs
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4035
<1min

Understanding the Signs

Over the years, my husband and I have usually managed to decode the cute but confusing gender signs sometimes put on restaurants' restroom doors (Buoys and Gulls, Laddies and Lassies, etc.), but every... read more..
Brutus Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
6315
<1min

Brutus Pun

Caesar sends Brutus to bring him 12 apples. Brutus returns with the apples and Caesar counts them but finds only 10 apples. He turns to Brutus and angrily says: "Et two, Brutus?"... read more..
The World's Most-Used Lies:
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2466
<1min

The World's Most-Used Lies:

+ It's a good thing you came in today. It's the last one we have. + You made it yourself? I would have never guessed. + Go ahead and tell me, I won't tell another soul. + It's delicious but I can't read more..
Cybersalt News - October 29, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
996
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 29, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I are back from our trip back East to visit with our daughter and her family, attend our nephew's wedding and then spend time with my mom, dad, and e... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4861 - October 29, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
114
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4861 - October 29, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I are back from our trip back East to visit with our daughter and her family, attend our ... read more..
Quote #2216
Quotes
Susan Davis
1233
<1min

Quote #2216

I cannot do all the good that the world needs. But the world needs all the good that I can do. - Jana Stanfield... read more..
One-Liner #1781
One-liners
Susan Davis
1356
<1min

One-Liner #1781

I recently bought a toilet brush .... Long story short, I'm going back to toilet paper.... read more..
Auto Accidents
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2730
<1min

Auto Accidents

Most auto accidents are caused by mechanical faults - like the loose nut behind the steering wheel.... read more..
Waiting For Heaven
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Waiting For Heaven

When Sara was 6, her new puppy became seriously ill, and the vet didn't know if he could save it. I felt very bad for Sara, because this was her first pet and it had been a Christmas gift, so I said ... read more..
Stone's Throw
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5747
<1min

Stone's Throw

A vacationer e-mailed a seaside hotel to ask its location. "It's only a stone's throw away from the beach," he was told. "But how will I recognize it?" asked the man. Back came the reply: "It's the... read more..
Do I Need a New Mask for Halloween?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1513
4 min read

Do I Need a New Mask for Halloween?

The older I get, the less patience I have for holidays. I certainly am not a holiday guru in any sense of the word. When I was younger, my favorite holiday was Christmas because of all the presents I... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 19, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - October 19, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are away for a week, attending my nephew's wedding back East, so you may not hear back from us until the 29th. Today's video share is a satisfying ... read more..
Where Did The Summer Go?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1760
4 min read

Where Did The Summer Go?

This past week started out as the best week of the whole year. At least, I thought so at the time. I finished my book manuscript and sent it to the publisher. I caught up with some other projects tha... read more..
One-Liner #1780
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1780

I hate it when I see some old person and then realize we went to high school together.... read more..
Quote #2215
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2215

"I don't trust anyone who's nice to me but rude to the waiter. Because they would treat me the same way if I were in that position." - Muhammad Ali read more..
Roast Woes
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4342
<1min

Roast Woes

The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of tears. "Darling, whatever is the matter?" he asked. "Sweetheart," she sobbed, "the most terrible thing has happ... read more..
Biology Seminars
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2897
<1min

Biology Seminars

The marine biology seminars weren't for entertainment, but were created for educational porpoises.... read more..
Child's Play
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2625
<1min

Child's Play

When my wife quit work to take care of our new baby daughter, countless hours of peek-a-boo and other games slowly took their toll. One evening she smacked her bare toes on the corner of a dresser an... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4860 - October 15, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
85
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4860 - October 15, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are away for a week, attending my nephew's wedding back East, so you may not hear back f... read more..
How Many Coughs is Enough For One Day
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1139
4 min read

How Many Coughs is Enough For One Day

This past week started rather rough. At least rougher than others. It started with a cough. A cough is not that serious if it's just one cough or maybe two. But it is not good when it is one cough af... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4859 - October 8, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
64
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4859 - October 8, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings and Happy Thanksgiving from Canada! As promised, I have cut back on watching medical videos and have a video share for you... read more..
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