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Monthly Archive

February 2017

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 53 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Sermons
Pastor Tim
587

Olympian Life

Westside elder, Jarek Bekesza, preaches about how the olympian life applies to the Christian's life. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170226-jarek-bekesza.mp3{/audio} read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
600

Cybersalt News - February 26, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. Rev. James Snyder seems to be obsessed with time lately, but then again, time has been messing with him; especially on a recent shopping trip his wife sent him on. You can ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1167

Where in the World Does Time Go?

I remember my grandfather telling me that the older you get the faster time flies. Laughing at him at the time I thought it was another of his little stories he loved telling. Just the other day I ca... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3373

Signs Your Church has Sold Out to Corporate Sponsors

- Taco Bell's talking dog now reading announcements. - In Christmas play, Joseph seen drinking can of Coke. - Greeters all dressed like Mr. Goodwrench. - Personal pew licenses now sold. - Baptisma read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2085

God's Cake, Trials

Sometimes we wonder, "What did I do to deserve this?" or "Why did God have to do this to me?" Here is a wonderful explanation! A daughter is telling her Mother how everything is going wrong, she's fa... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1720

Quote #1616

"The cost of non-discipleship is the irrelevance of the church." - Ray Altman read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1247

Lay Miz

"You call this a musical?" asked Les miserably. read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
922

One-liner #1168

I'm not so sure about an inner child, but I have an inner idiot that surfaces every now and then.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
623

Cybersalt News - February 23, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new Funny Sign picture on the Cybersalt Site today. I think we have all wanted help with a spider at one time or another in our lives. This note is from a person... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1460

Glancing Blow

Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me!! Luckily, my injuries were only super fish oil.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1556

Quote #1615

"The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless." - Unknown read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
932

One-liner #1167

I was born to be wild, but only until around 9 pm or so.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1735

Living Long

My friend Ida was slowly recovering from a heart attack. "Doctor," she pleaded with her cardiologist, "you must keep me alive for the next two years. I want to attend my first grandchild's Bar Mitzvah... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
2634

Spider Note

Another reason e-mail is superior to snail mail. This funny note was left for a mailman, asking him to deal with a spider that was preventing someone from getting their mail.  Usually postmen ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3397

Pirate Questions

In a restaurant one day, a pirate was talking to the waiter. The waiter asked him, "Why do you have a peg leg?" The pirate answered, "Back when I was sailing the seas, a big shark noticed me swimming... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
13069

Milkman Notes

These notes left for milkmen came from the UK, so you'll notice a slight, endearing British ambiance to them. "Dear Milkman, I've just had a baby, please leave another one." "Please leave an ex... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
676

Groan

In a number of ways, groaning is part of the life of following Jesus. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170219.mp3{/audio} read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
980

Quote #1614

"You don't have a soul; you are a soul. You have a body." - C. S. Lewis read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1020

River Success

The only person I can think of for whom being in denial worked out OK was Moses. - Walter McLauren... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
649

Cybersalt News - February 19, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. In preparing today's mailing I discovered I really messed up the news last week. The link to Rev. James Snyder's article was not correct. So today the news has twice the Sn... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
969

One-liner #1166

If Mom says "No," ask Nana; if Nana says "No," ... who are we kidding?? Nana never says "No!"... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1973

Don't Need Grace

Little Mikey and his family were having Sunday dinner at his grandmother's house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When Little Mikey received his plate, he started ea... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3123

Colorful Grandma

I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me, and always she was correct. But it wa... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1278

I’ll Do It First Thing Tomorrow

You would think being a husband as long as I have been I would have learned the fine art of negotiating with my wife. And trust me, it is an artistic creation. When I got married, somebody told me th... read more..

Inspiration
Pastor Tim
893

Decluttering: My 7 Top Practical Tips for Getting it Done

Don't let tidy people boss you around! Did you know you can add your own style to how you declutter? Deedee Knight has some great ideas to help reduce the stress of removing stressful clutter in your ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
654

Cybersalt News - February 16, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I am happy to announce that a few months ago Cybersalt acquired the domain www.cybersalt.com. In 1998, I missed buying that domain by 11 months and so I bought www.cyb... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1230

Gratis Recycling

I gave all my dead batteries away today ... free of charge.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4952

Vocal Dyslexia

There is a disease terrible that strikes 10 out of 1 Americans 15 every minutes. Vocal Dyslexia it's called. An elment I've been lifing all my fight. It can warn without striking and has no ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
944

One-liner #1165

Don't wear headphones while vacuuming; I've just finished the whole house before realizing the vacuum wasn't plugged in.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1154

Quote #1613

"What wings are to a bird and sails to a ship, so is prayer to the soul." - Corrie Ten Boom read more..

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