Monthly Archive

February 2023

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 60 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
351

It Was Another Amateur Run at Chillin’

There are a few things that I am good at, but I can’t recollect them at this point. But I will say there are many things I’m not good at. I think I probably am the king of Amateurism. That being said... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
248

Cybersalt News - February 26, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Some of you may be receiving a Cybersalt Digest today for the first time in a while. Managing an online newsletter is also a technical endeavor and right now that involves... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
279

One-Liner #1726

I can is 100 times more important than IQ.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2920

Bananas

As part of the admission procedure in the hospital where I work, I ask the patients if they are allergic to anything. If they are, I print it on an allergy band placed on the patient's wrists. Once w... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
16999

Bagel Pun

Q. How do you make sure that no one steals your bagel? A. You put lox on it.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2008

Revival

How can we have a revival?" someone ask the great evangelist, Gypsy Smith. The wise old preacher replied, "take a piece of chalk, and draw circle on the floor. Then step inside the circle, and pray: ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
235

Quote #2162

“Justice is not something God has. Justice is something that God is.” ― A.W. Tozer... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
252

Cybersalt News - February 23, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! For years there has been much concern about the health of super models who face constant pressure to lose pounds and stay skinny for showing the latest fashions as they wal... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2204

Hospital Request

When my wife had to rush to the hospital unexpectedly, she asked me to bring her a few items from home. One item on her list was "comfortable underwear." Not sure what she considers comfortable, I as... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
341

I Love My Imperfections

Unlike most people, I love my imperfections; those imperfections of mine do not cause me much trouble. I know most people like to focus on their perfections so that they can impress other people. But... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3087

Getting Younger

Old Sam Johnson goes to his doctor complaining of aches and pains all over his body. After a thorough examination, the doctor gives him a clean bill of health. "Sam, you're in excellent shape for an ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5431

Parcel Precipitation

I asked my mailman why my letters were all wet. He said, "Postage dew."... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
223

Quote #2161

"To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it." - G. K. Chesterton read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
280

One-Liner #1725

If I got 50 cents for every failed math exam, I'd have $6.30 right now.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1869

Park Dollar

Rachel asked her mom for a dollar to give to a little old lady in the park. Kathy, impressed by her daughter's kindness, gave her the dollar. "There you are Rachel," said Kathy. "But, tell me, isn't ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
246

Cybersalt News - February 19, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! I was paid a very nice compliment by a client this week. They said, "You are absolutely A-1 in our book! Thank you so very much for all your hard work! We aren't your... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
338

Splish Splash, I Forgot to Take A Bath

If you had the opportunity to speak to the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage, she would probably tell you that one of my strengths is forgetting. I'm not sure how far into the subject she would get. ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
244

Quote #2160

“One hundred religious persons knit into a unity by careful organization do not constitute a church any more than eleven dead men make a football team.” - A. W. Tozer... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
236

One-Liner #1724

Want to know what worry really is? A waste of time.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5709

Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support Line

Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen. A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: What's the shortcut for... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2521

Don't Get Permanently Pressed

Washable: What a cowboy does very carefully... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1665

Obedience, Ten Commandments

Pa and Ma were at church, and as they were leaving the minister said, "Pa, I wish we'd see you here more than twice a year!" Pa said, "Ya, I know, but at least we keep the ten commandments." The min... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2891

Kill The Umpire

During a baseball game, a woman kept shouting threats at the umpire. No matter what happened on the field, she constantly yelled, "Kill the umpire!" This went on for an hour. "Lady," a nearby fan fi... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
397

Who’s Really in Charge?

Living in the country, our family did not have a television in our home. Unfortunately, most people in our neighborhood did not have a television. That was just normal. Somehow we managed to entertai... read more..

Clean Jokes
3332

Lawnyer

When my mother was called for jury duty, she felt confident of her ability to answer the questions asked of prospective jurors. As a young attorney, I had filled her in on what to expect. Asked abou... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2577

Marriage License

Wanting to be married, a couple came to the county courthouse in Virginia where I work. But they accidentally walked up to the offices where hunting licenses are sold. "We're from out of state," said... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1800

Weather Attack

It rained so hard here last night our whole town flooded. The entire city was taken by storm.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
248

Cybersalt News - February 16, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I have a question for you that probably sounds like something your mother once asked you, "If 244 people jumped off a bridge would you jump too?" In today's video share you... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
277

Nothing Like An Old Fashion Scam

Scams have become the norm of our culture today. If it weren’t for Alexander Graham Bell, we wouldn’t have all of these scams today. Thanks Alex. These scams go from car warranties to Medicare benefi... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
270

Quote #2159

"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are." - Will Ferrell read more..

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