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Our house was directly across the street from the clinic entrance of Johns Hopkins Hospital in Baltimore. We lived downstairs and rented the upstairs rooms to outpatients at the clinic. One summer ev... read more..

This "Isotope Fear" pun appeared empty in the last mailing. The pun was accidentally deleted and for the half-life of me I can't remember what it was. So if you have a suggestion for a pun that could... read more..

Self-Annihilating Sentences: If you think about it long enough, you'll see that it's obvious.... read more..

A family who had just moved into a new neighborhood was anxious to make a good impression. But the neighbors seemed cold and made no overtures of welcome. The mother of the brood was overjoyed when f... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I had an exciting Saturday as we met our fourth grandchild and 2nd grandson, Bennett Jonathan Davis; born 8 pounds, 8 ounces, late Friday night at 11:... read more..

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were in a little bit of a tussle this past week. Normally (whoever said I was normal) I stay away from such activity in our very humble domicile. Sometime... read more..

A thief and his girlfriend were walking down Main Street when she spotted a beautiful diamond ring in a jewelry store window. "Wow, I'd sure love to have that!" she said. "No problem, baby," the thie... read more..

The priest said to the poor farmer, "If you had a horse, would you give it to the Lord?" "Yes." "And if you had a cow?" "Absolutely." "And a goat?" "Sure." "A pig?" "Now, that's not fair!" pr... read more..

A customer at the counter of a lawn ornament shop: "Give me four of those pinwheels, two of those pink flamingos, two of the sunflowers, and one of those bent-over grandmas in bloomers." Cashier rep... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It's busy, busy, busy at Cybersalt World Headquarters so enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

"Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world's grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it." - un read more..

Self-Annihilating Sentences You have one choice... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! Cybersalt's Body of Christ Connection is still supporting persecuted Christians and encouraging and inviting others to join in praying for and communicating with them.... read more..

Oxymoron: the stain-fighting stupid person.... read more..

Just when you think summer has come, winter giggles and sticks her icy nose into my life. Not being much of a fan of winter I can stand it for so long, but not as long as it’s been this year. Either ... read more..

"Weep deeply over the life you hoped would be. Grieve the losses. Then wash your face. Trust God. And embrace the life you have." - John Piper read more..

One Sunday morning, a mother knocks on her son's bedroom door and tells him it's time to get up and go to church. "I'm not going to church this morning," the son says. "You gotta get up and go to ch... read more..

A REAL HOME is a playground. Beware of the house where no rough-housing is allowed and no cries of glee are heard. A REAL HOME is a workshop. Pity the child who is unfamiliar with wrenches and hammer... read more..

Self-Annihilating Sentences You have the distinction of being the only one who is not exceptional.... read more..

"Well," snarled the tough old Navy Chief to the bewildered Seaman. "I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy, you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and spit on my grave." "Not read more..

Unable to attend the funeral after his Uncle Charlie died, a man who lived far away called his brother and told him, "Do something nice for Uncle Charlie and send me the bill." Later, he got a bill f... read more..

Are you standing at "Wits End Corner,"Christian, with troubled brow?Are you thinking of what is before you,And all you are bearing now? Does all the world seem against you,And you in the battle alone... read more..

Self-Annihilating Sentences Way down deep, he's shallow.... read more..

"To know God is to know that our obedience is due to Him." - C. S. Lewis read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There was no mailing last Chicken Thursday. When I remembered late Wednesday that I hadn't put it together yet, I was just plum tuckered out. There was also no ma... read more..

My favorite time of the year is summer and I don’t care what the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage says. Summer is what I live for especially here in Florida. As soon as Fall arrives in full steam I... read more..

Did you know Raymond Burr had a brother who was a lumberjack? His name was Tim.... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! It seems that Rev. James Snyder may have inherited his sense of humor from his grandfather. This become apparent in "A Healthy Dose of Medicine for the Soul" at:www.cybersa... read more..

A large segment of the human population takes things way too seriously for their own good. The strange anomaly is that most people laugh at the wrong thing and fail to laugh at the right thing. This s... read more..

The youth director had been trying for months to get the little boy down the street to come to church to be with his third grade Sunday school class. Finally after talking to the boy and his mother f... read more..