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Monthly Archive

April 2020

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 67 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1869

Marriage & Romance

"Joey, what's the matter, you can't bring me home any flowers once in a while at least?" sniffed his wife. "Before we were married you were always bringing me little presents." "Honey, tell me," aske read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
260

Cybersalt News - April 30, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to Benny and Cindy T for today's chicken picture. Just look at those saucy hens turning their egg makers toward them! Wash your hands, keep safe and enjoy the rest ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4057

Bills Description

Many patients call the pathology group where I am office manager to discuss their medical bills. One irate woman demanded that I describe every laboratory test on her statement. Reluctantly, I com... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
418

Quote #1908

"To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize." - Voltaire read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
463

One-Liner #1470

Errors have been made; others will be blamed.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2714

Mrs. Pierpoint

A woman is worried about an older woman, a widow, who lives in the apartment next door. She hasn't heard anything from her for a few days. So she tells her son, "I want you to go next door and see ho... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3187

Plant Profession

A job at the nursery can lead to a budding career.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1520

Blind Perspective

Who's limited? Once again I get a poem, About some miserable person, Whining about his life, And he meets a bunch of "poor disabled people..." people who have 'less' than he does. people who can'... read more..

Uncategorised
Pastor Tim
362

New Template

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God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
532

There’s Always Tomorrow

For almost four weeks now, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly have enjoyed some exceptional time together. It has been the rich experience I never thought I would experience until... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
244

Cybersalt News - April 26, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! I don't know if you have ever watched the Bill Murray movie "Groundhog Day," but I can definitely identify with the main character in that movie who wakes up to live the sa... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
552

Quote #1907

   "If we are not changed by grace, then we are not saved by grace." - A. W. Tozer read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
483

One-Liner #1469

In my defense, I was left unsupervised.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6054

Signs You Are In For a Long Sermon

Top Ten Signs You Are In For A Long Sermon 10. There's a case of bottled water beside the pulpit in a cooler. 9. The pews have camper hookups. 8. You overhear the pastor telling the sound man to ha... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2037

Quirky Success

Did you hear about the scientists who were nominated for the Nobel Prize? It seems they discovered and calibrated the smallest particles known to man using only dental equipment. They became known a... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1458

Making Deals With God

Fred was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2041

Let's Face It

“Watches and clocks are always displayed and sold on a time table.”... read more..

Uncategorised
Pastor Tim
427

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
267

Cybersalt News - April 23, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to Don N. for today's chicken picture which he found along the way on Facebook. Neither he nor I could find the origin of this image so just like this chicken I'm go... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3051

Three Tickets

Three lawyers and three engineers were travelling by train to a conference. At the station, the three lawyers each bought tickets and watched as the three engineers bought only a single ticket. "How ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
522

Quote #1906

"I hope that when people look at my marriage, they don't think, "She has a great marriage because she chose the right guy," or "He has a great marriage because he chose the right woman." I hope they read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
428

One-Liner #1468

Self-Annihilating Complaint How disagreeable of you to agree with me!... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2977

Gorilla Sundae

A gorilla walked into a drugstore and ordered a $1.50 chocolate sundae. He put a ten-dollar bill on the counter to pay for it. The clerk thought, what could a gorilla know about money? So he gave the... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2080

Fraud Film Review

What do you call a very interesting movie made by a con-artist? A con-flick of interest!... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1236

Service, Detail, Expectation, Demands

After an hour of "Just a little more white, two squirts of blue, a dash of black, perhaps a tad more white," the paint store clerk got my gallon to the exact shade I wanted. With a sigh of relief, he ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
465

Old Deals, New Wheels

A new resident has parked itself in the driveway of the parsonage. After ten years of the old resident parked outside, it is a nice change to see this new one. For the past year, the Gracious Mistres... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
267

Cybersalt News - April 19, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! Here at Cybersalt World Headquarters, Grandma Cybersalt and I have been staying safe at home for a month now. It looks like we have at least another 4 weeks before our prov... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2160

Minute Tracker

A guy goes into a second hand shop to buy one for his watch.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1675

Polite With No Manners

The two snooty women were sitting in the living room, waiting for their hostess, who was slightly delayed in another room. The daughter of the family was with the two women, on the theory that she wo... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4087

Sunday Drive

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH.  He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a sp... read more..

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