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Monthly Archive

June 2022

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 37 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
101

Cybersalt News - June 30, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We finally got some really nice weather at Cybersalt World Headquarters after navigating a cooler than normal spring. Our front and back lawns are much greener than they us... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2602

Dumb Beast

Watching her mother as she tried on her new fur coat, the young daughter said unhappily, "Mom, do you realize some poor dumb beast suffered so you could have that?" The woman shot her an angry look... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2586

I Didn't Feel Quite Right

Thought I'd let my doctor check me,'Cause I didn't feel quite right. . .All those aches and pains annoyed meAnd I couldn't sleep at night. He could find no real disorderBut he wouldn't let it rest.Wh... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1857

Fowl Happenings

I've got stained glass windows in our house. Stupid pigeons.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1113

Lessons Learned

One of my co-workers got a speeding ticket and was attending a defensive-driving course to have points erased from his license. The instructor, a police officer, emphasized that being on time was cruc... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
66

Quote #2099

"Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens." - J. R. Tolkien The Fellowship of the Ring read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
77

One-Liner #1662

My company is better at making sun-screen than our competitors, but I don't like to rub it in!... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
73

Cybersalt News - June 26, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. I've just returned from a couple of days in and around Port Angeles, Washington, USA. I was over there to meet a client from the UK who had travelled to attend a memorial ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
64

Quote #2098

"Busy is a choice. Stress is a choice. Joy is a choice. Choose well." - Ann Voskamp read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
82

One-Liner #1661

It takes alot of balls to golf the way I do!... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2269

Erasable

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1327

Loving Your Neighbour

Some neighbors of my grandparents gave them a pumpkin pie as a gift. As lovely as the gesture was, it was clear from the first bite that the pie tasted bad. In fact, it was so inedible that my grandmo... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2654

Strangest Dream

"I had the strangest dream last night," a man was telling his psychiatrist. "I saw my mother, but when she turned around to look at me, I noticed that she had your face. You can imagine, I found this read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
80

Cybersalt News - June 23, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and welcome to summer in the Northern Hemisphere. Hang in there, Southerners, the sun is on its way back! Thanks to Cybersaltine, D McCormick, who sent along this fun litt... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2950

Musical Sticks

A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn't improve. Finally, before the whole orchestra, he... read more..

Uncategorised
Susan Davis
50

Quote #2097

"Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability." - Sam Keen read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
76

One-Liner #1660

When someone tries to hand me out a flyer, it's kind of like they're saying, "Here, you throw this away." - Mitch Hedberg... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1583

By Cupid

For what kind of tooth can you be sure the tooth fairy will leave exactly one dollar? A buck tooth.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1406

Romance

One day a young man was writing a letter to his girl friend who lived just a few miles away in a nearby town. Among other things, he was telling her how much he loved her and how wonderful he thought ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2936

Think of a Number

Think of a number. Multiply it by 3. Now add 5. Take away the number you first thought of. Now add 7. Subtract 2. Add back the number you first thought of. Now, close your eyes. Dark, isn't ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
84

Cybersalt News - June 19, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone - and Happy Fathers Day for those of you celebrating that today. Thank you so much for your kind words and prayers for Susan and I. We are recovering nicely. Today we went ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
237

What the World Needs Today Are Fathers

There is much talk today about what’s wrong with our society. That list is pretty long, but the most important cause of problems in our culture today is the lack of fathers. So many children grow up w... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
71

Quote #2096

"A father carries pictures where his money used to be." - Steve Martin read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
87

One-Liner #1659

"You can tell what was the best year of your father's life because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out." - Jerry Seinfeld read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2711

Fatherly Chat

A young woman brings home her fiancé to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiancé to his study for a chat. "So what ar... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1304

Dad's on Computers

A guy was typing away at his home computer, when his six- year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Suddenly, she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family, "I know Daddy's ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3543

Father's Occupation

"What's your father's occupation?" asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year. "He's a magician, Ma'am" said Little Johnny. "How interesting. What's his favorite trick?" " read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
78

Cybersalt News - June 16, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and welcome to summer in the Northern Hemisphere. Hang in there, Southerners, the sun is on its way bac! Thanks to Cybersaltine, D McCormick, who sent along this fun littl... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2478

Actual Hiker Comments

These are actual comments left last year on Forest Service registration sheets and comment cards by backpackers completing wilderness camping trips: "A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag o... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2565

Top 12 Things Not To Say To A Cop

Top 12 things not to say to a cop who has pulled you over: 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3. ... read more..

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