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Monthly Archive

July 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 2141 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Pastor Tim
973

Quote #1135

"It is better to wear out than to rust out." - Bishop Richard Cumberland read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1764

Fish Stories

Two ardent fishermen met on their vacation and began swapping stories about the different places they had fished, the kind of tackle used, the best bait, and finally about some of the fish they had ca... read more..

Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
841

Your Journey with God

To bring us to the journey God has for us, He instructs, guides, teaches, and confides in us.  Each of these things - though sounding the same - are different. Listen Online:{audio}podca... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2744

Border Declaration

Finishing up our work at a trade show in San Diego, my co-worker Maureen and I decided to go sightseeing across the border in Tijuana, Mexico. While there, we went shopping and bought a few pieces of ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3769

Mom's Bath Note

Dear Kids, Don't be alarmed, the world isn't coming to an end.  I am simply taking a bath.  It will take about thirty minutes and will involve soap and water.  Yes, I know how to swim.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2853

Shades of Tanning

Before going on vacation, I went to a tanning salon. I was under the lights so long that the protective shades I wore left a big white circle around each eye. Gazing at myself in the mirror the next ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2751

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Pastor Tim
1503

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Pastor Tim
1610

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1503

Clean Pun #0139

It rained so hard here last night our whole town flooded. The entire city was taken by storm.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1409

Clean Pun #0150

Did you hear about the self help group for compulsive talkers?It's called On & On Anon.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1466

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Pastor Tim
1822

Clean Pun #0167

"Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished." read more..

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Pastor Tim
1444

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Pastor Tim
1624

Clean Pun #0186

"At the awards show, the movie star's new and outrageous hairdo became the mane attraction." read more..

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Pastor Tim
1833

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Pastor Tim
2229

Clean Pun #0212

Washable: What a cowboy does very carefully... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1580

Clean Pun #0213

"I have a sore throat, Doctor. I ache, I have a fever.""Sounds like a virus.""Everyone in the office has it.""Well then, maybe it's a staff infection." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5121

Clean Pun #0214

I asked my mailman why my letters were all wet.He said "postage dew".... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2686

Clean Pun #0215

"Archaeologists will date any old thing" read more..

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Pastor Tim
1848

Clean Pun #0216

"Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted."- Fred Allen read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1519

Clean Pun #0217

"When the unemployed actor got a job with a demolition company, he finally brought down the house." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1849

Clean Pun #0218

"When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A." read more..

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Pastor Tim
2150

Clean Pun #0219

“Massachusetts: When a Catholic sneezes three times during the church service.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2329

Clean Pun #0220

"When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
9484

Anger Pun

"If you're mad at someone, first let him sit in your car, and then you can belt him." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2231

Animal Bites

The African chieftain was so merciful that, when he ascended to power, he forbade the killing of all animals. Not long thereafter, the lion and cheetah population began to get out of hand, and, starvi... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1747

Animal Characteristics

Some farmers were standing around shooting the breeze one day when the topic came around to animals and their distinguishing traits. The group agreed that the dog was probably the most loyal animal an... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1576

Animal Voices

"Doc, I can hear all kinds of animals talk in my head." "Well, don't worry," said the doctor. "You're just having Disney spells." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1478

Anniversaries

“On anniversaries the wise husband always forgets the past...but never the present.”... read more..

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