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Monthly Archive

July 2022

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 54 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
80

Cybersalt News - July 31, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. I attended a men's group trivia night at our church last night and while driving home afterward I noticed the line up was really short at the local Dairy Queen. We've been... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
99

Quote #2107

"His grief he will not forget; but it will not darken his heart, it will teach him wisdom." - J.R.R. Tolkien The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2492

No Rest

The doctor had just been buried. The last words of the service over, his friends and family started toward their cars. However, they stopped because a strange, eerie sound suddenly was heard from the... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
97

One-Liner #1670

A fire hydrant has H-2-O on the inside and K-9-P on the outside.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2007

Bedtime Story

Have you read the new book "The Insomniac" by Eliza Wake?... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1505

Salvation, Decision, Fence Sitting

It was mealtime during our trip on a small airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked the man seated in front of me. "What are my choices?" he asked. "Yes or no," she replied.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4368

Pest Control

My husband works as a service technician for a large exterminating company.   One of the rules of the company is that he has to confirm each appointment by phone the night before his s... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
89

Cybersalt News - July 28, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It's a somber, but grateful, week here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. God has taken back a precious gift he gave me 2 years ago. Alex Shane started out as a mentor and bu... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
108

One-Liner #1669

Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
65

Quote #2106

"If it could only be like this always - always summer, always alone, the fruit always ripe." - Evelyn Waugh read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1645

Picasso So-so

The display of still-life art was not at all moving.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1481

Adaptation

The proud father brought home a backyard swing set for his children and immediately started to assemble it with all the neighborhood children anxiously waiting to play on it. After several hours of re... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2500

Take Fore

A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he saw a man lying on the ground, groaning with pain. "I'm an attorney," the wincing man said, "and this i... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
88

Cybersalt News - July 24, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. One of our granddaughters was over yesterday while her parents had a busy day getting ready for a family road trip they are about to leave on. On the agenda was the usual:... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
60

Quote #2105

"There is unwavering peace today when an uncertain tomorrow is trusted to an unchanging God." - Ann Voskamp read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1505

Rolling Progress

When the wheel was invented it caused a revolution.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1462

Teamwork, Encouragement

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse, named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2684

Reunion Pride

My wife and I were at my high school reunion. As I looked around, I noticed the other men in their expensive suits and their bulging stomachs. Proud of the fact that I weighed just five pounds more t... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
70

One-Liner #1668

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
64

Cybersalt News - July 21, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and if you like the number 47, welcome to issue #4747! Do you know what I struggle with managing? Bacn! No, that is not a typo for the word "bacon" (which my low-fat diet ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
105

One-Liner #1667

I've just written a song about tortillas; actually, it's more of a rap.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
65

Quote #2104

"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us." - J. R. Tolkien The Fellowship of the Ring read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4546

Words to Ponder

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. Everybody repeat after me: "We are all individuals" Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines. No one is listening until you make a mistake. S... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1641

Don't Judge a Stew by Its Cover

A young couple's marriage was suffering from her inability to cook. Things really got bad the night that the husband fished a piece of paper out of his stew. He unfolded the paper and read, "Nobly, n... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2213

Why Universities Would Never Give God a PHD

Why Universities Would Never Give God A PHD 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was in Hebrew. 3. It had no references. 4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal. 5. Some even doubt ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2128

Mom Through the Ages

4 years old: My Mommy can do anything! 8 years old: My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot! 12 years old: My Mother doesn't really know quite everything. 14 years old: Naturally, Mother doesn't know that,... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1449

Not Much of a Fighter

One day a discussion was focused on a particular historical church leader in a First Grade religion class. After school, one student came home all excited and blurted out to his mother, "Guess what, ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1399

Good Works, Heaven

"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?" I asked the children in my Sunday School class. "NO!" the children all answe read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
64

Quote #2102

"Lower your expectations of earth. This isn't heaven, so don't expect it to be." - Max Lucado read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
81

One-Liner #1665

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason. - Jerry Seinfeld... read more..

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