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Monthly Archive

August 2022

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 61 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
1931

Cardless Flowers

The man entered the florist shop and ordered a bouquet of flowers to be delivered to his wife. When asked what he wanted on the card, he replied that no card was necessary as she'd know who they came ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
49

One-Liner #1679

"Crime in multi-storey car parks - that is wrong on so many different levels." - Tim Vine read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
48

Quote #2116

"One of the advantages of being disorganized is that one is always having surprising discoveries." - A. A. Milne read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1668

Kremlinsoleum

Joseph Stalin's grave is a Communist plot.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1482

Humility, Gratitude, Friendship, Arrogance

A lawyer had successfully handled a difficult law case for a wealthy friend. Following the happy outcome of the case, the friend and client called on the lawyer, expressed his appreciation of his work... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2467

Will She Say Yes?

An extremely wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and is contemplating a proposal. "Do you think she'd marry me if I tell her I'm 45?" he asked a friend. "Your ch... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
281

The Harmonious Melody of Hummingbirds

A few months ago, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage bought a harp and began teaching herself how to play it. She can play the piano, organ, flute, and sometimes me. Now she has graduated to the h... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
76

One-Liner #1678

The CEO of IKEA was elected Prime Minister in Sweden. He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
63

Quote #2115

"Christians should be the boldest people in the world - not cocky and sure of ourselves, but sure of Him." - A. W. Tozer read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4589

The French Legionnaires

There's these two French Legionnaires in the desert, and they've been separated from their unit and are lost.  They've been wandering for several days without food and water, and are nearly resig... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1466

I Can't See You

An atheist is someone with no invisible means of support.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1737

Church Attendance

Two men were fishing on a lake, feeling guilty that it was a Sunday morning, that they were not attending church, and the fish were not biting. The first guy eventually says: "I should have stayed ho... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
57

Cybersalt News - August 28, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. Yesterday was an enjoyable family day of chasing Pokemon around with my daughter and son-in-law. I know some of you play too so I hope you had a fun day too! Today's vide... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
1674

Vacation Shopping

Throughout our month long tour of Europe, my wife's only complaint was that there was never enough time for shopping. Nearing the end of our trip, we stopped for lunch at a pub in a small town near Lo... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
65

Cybersalt News - August 25, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! The next time you go to the Cybersalt Site you may notice that the look has changed slightly. This is the last week I have my co-op students working for me (although I may ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
59

Quote #2114

"Stagnation is death. If you don't change, you die. It's that simple. It's that scary." - Leonard Sweet read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2593

Husband's Estimate

Joe's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asked, "Darling, honestly... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1544

Crime-up on Aisle 2

A store detective is a counter spy.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1737

Faith, Being Prepared

As the storm raged, the captain realized his ship was sinking fast. He called out, "Anyone here know how to pray?" One man stepped forward, "Aye, Captain, I know how to pray." "Good," said the capta... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
73

One-Liner #1677

I like work; it fascinates me ... I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
70

Cybersalt News - August 21, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. Our eldest daughter and her son returned home yesterday morning after a very enjoyable 2 week/1 week (he was here a week before she was) visit. This is a picture from one ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
54

Quote #2113

"Not how long, but how well you have lived is the main thing." - Seneca read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
81

One-Liner #1676

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Morris Kline... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2534

Rules for Editing

Some of you have noticed a few typos in the CleanLaugh list now and then. To improve this I am now using a new set of rules for editing. 1. Verbs HAS to agree with their subjects. 2. Prepositions ar... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1683

For My Grandson

What's brown and sticky? A stick.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1228

Hereafter

The minister advised Uncle Howard to give some thought to the "hereafter." Uncle Howard told him that the hereafter was hardly ever out of his mind. At least a dozen times a day he would go to do som... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2659

Left and Right

A Catholic woman, a Protestant woman and a Jewish woman die and go to heaven. The guardian angel meets them at the gate to heaven. The Catholic woman says, "I've been a good wife and mother, I took g... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
61

Quote #2112

"The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost." -G. K. Chesterton read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
84

Cybersalt News - Aug 18, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Last night, I won the door prize at my Chamber of Commerce gathering - a $150 gift certificate to the beauty salon we were gathered at! Everybody had a good laugh, includin... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2751

Raise Refusal

For many years I worked as a receptionist and switchboard operator at a busy company. After a good annual review, my supervisor told me I was up for a raise, pending approval of the vice president. A... read more..

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