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Monthly Archive

September 2006

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 87 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4559

Whispering In Church

A mother took her little boy to church.While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee."The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee&... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2445

Build It and They Will Come

The telephone solicitor selling basement waterproofing must have thought she'd died and gone to heaven when she reached my very polite and patient son on the phone. At the end of her long sales pitch,... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
1937

Walk on Water

Does the pastor of your church walk on water?  If this were your church he could.  ... read more..

Misc
Teresa hauber
1459

Joyful September!!

No, I really didn't fall off of the face of the earth..My Son and Daughter-in-law had a new baby boy.She was having some difficulty and was on bed rest so I had the privilege of watching Kiara for... read more..

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Pastor Tim
3676

Government Solution

Thought you might and others might enjoy what happened to me (Tina and Tim Saltsman) the other day. While on the phone with a friend of mine, two of her children came in arguing over a toy. They... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2254

Resume Help

My husband, an auto mechanic, was looking for higher-paying work and asked me to write his resume on the computer. As I typed, I used spell check to make sure everything was perfect.I soon found anoth... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2106

Dot Clock

Ever feel like you are just a speck in time?  Cheer up - you could be a second dot.  With gallons of coffee and patience you'll be using this clock in no time - yeah, right!  read more..

Misc
Ann Jenkins
1349

Prepare for marriage?! But I'm too young!

Sometimes God teaches us things we don't fully understand. After all, what is the point of teaching you something you already know? Recently, God has been teaching me about dating and marriage, an... read more..

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Pastor Tim
3980

New Russian

I just returned from a mission trip in Belarus, where we were building churches. My translator and guide was Eger.  He told me "Dos-Vee-Don-Ya" and "Pa-Ka" were old-hat.&nb... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2317

Brother Review

Arriving for a visit, a woman asked her small grand daughter, "How do you like your new baby brother?""Oh, he's all right," the child shrugged. "But there were a lot of things we needed worse."... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2131

Squirrel Fishing

Sure it sounds dumb, but he's from Harvard so don't write Squirrel fishing off too fast!   read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4027

Bush Gore Debate

For those who didn't have time to watch the presidential debate, we've prepared this transcript of what was said.  Enjoy. Jim Lehrer: Welcome to the second presidential debate between... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2388

Taps System

During an attack of laryngitis I lost my voice completely for two days. To help me communicate with him, my husband devised a system of taps.One tap meant, "Give me a kiss," two taps meant "No," three... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
1965

Waking People Up

I don't speak Japanese so I'm sorry if any of the groggy people in this video say something I wouldn't say in English.  Although, if someone did one of these to me in the morning . read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3825

I Love My Job

I Love My Job (apologies to Dr. Seuss) I love my job, I love the pay, I love it more and more each day. I love my boss and he's the best. I love HIS boss and all the rest. I love my office and it'... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2449

Movie Night

My wife was complaining that I spend too much time on the computer, and not enough time with her. I decided to fix that by having a `movie night` with her.We watched `Hackers`, `The Net`, `Anti-Trust`... read more..

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Pastor Tim
7544

Waking Up Grumpy

A marriage counsellor was attempting to find out something about his patient's attitude by asking her some questions. "Did you wake up grumpy this morning?" he asked. "No,&quo... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2632

Rough Flight

The pastor of our church began his sermon with this story:"I was on a plane last week, from Chicago to California, when we ran into some very severe turbulence.As it got worse, the passengers became m... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2133

Pop vs. Soda

The battle between Coke and Pepsi can never be settled until it is first decided whether they are pop or soda.  Perhaps one should be designated one and the other the other (you know what I mea read more..

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Pastor Tim
3791

Peter's Portrait

One semester when my brother, Peter, attended the University of Minnesota in Minneapolis, an art-student friend of his asked if he could paint Peter's portrait for a class assignment.  Pete read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
4971

Formula F1 Engine

I'm glad the engine in my van doesn't sound like this. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4468

Takes One To Know One

Sitting at a table in the clubhouse after a game, Joe said to a fellow club member, "I'm not about to play golf with Jim Walsh anymore." "Why not?" "Well, he f read more..

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Pastor Tim
2582

Letter From Home

I had an extended tour of duty in Okinawa in 1958 and was unable to bring my wife and children with me. After I had been overseas eight months, I received a letter from my seven-year-old son."Dear Dad... read more..

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Pastor Tim
4589

Mummy Heart Failure

An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy.  After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural-history museum. &q read more..

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Pastor Tim
2161

2 Best Recipes

Newlywed Wife: "The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie."Newlywed Husband: "Oh? And which is this?"... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2108

Lite Brite

Another classic toy from your childhood - Lite Brite!   read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3468

Seen Signs

These signs might not communicate what was hoped for. On a California freeway: Fine for Littering On the wall of a British Columbia cleaning service: Able to Do the Worst Possible Job read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2344

Real 911 Calls

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.Dispatcher: Do you have an address?Caller: No, I'm wearing a blouse and sl... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2029

Fin Duck

Here's a houseboat to rent if you want to be as happy as a duck in water on your next vacation.   (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ?> &nbs read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
1673

Cybersalt Home Page

Please note, this content is solely for testing purposes as we prepare to move this site to a new server. - Pastor Tim   read more..

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