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If children were robots the kind of obedience that some parents expect would be easy to manufacture.  But children are people who need to listen and heed their parents in order to "cheat" life an... read more..

Enjoy your breakfast with Ginger - a very happy, eager and hospitable golden retriever. ... read more..

My son Ward owns a shiny green four-wheel-drive truck. He also owns a 110-pound black Labrador named Tony. On trips, the dog generally sits on a platform behind the driver's seat, resting his huge hea... read more..

I have figured out the newsletter viewing problem being reported by some centurytel.net users. The problem: Some people who have subscribed to the Cybersalt Digest Newsletter have reported that the n... read more..

Therapy was not helping. ... read more..

A manager has to take on some sport by his doctor so he decides to play tennis. After a couple of weeks his secretary asks him how he's doing.  "It's going fine", the manager says, "When I'm on the co... read more..

Vanity hurts everyone else. ... read more..

The fellow stormed into the postmaster's office in a fury. "I've been getting threatening letters in the mail for months and I want them stopped.""Of course," said the postmaster. "Sending threatening... read more..

Not all cat reward posters are as they first appear. ... read more..

After finishing an out-of-town errand, I discovered that my car wouldn't start because it was out of gas. A passer-by told me there was a service station a half-mile away, so I took a gas can from the... read more..

Not only does this guy have the fastest gun in the West, he also has the fastest mouth in the West. Bad Bob is not shy about shooting either of them.   ... read more..

To pass the time while our plane was being de-iced, the flight attendants played a trivia game with the passengers. They asked us to guess the total number of years the three of them had worked for th... read more..

Major Mark Wagner is planting a church for the Salvation Army (they do good work) in the same community I pastor in. Mark is a very, very good friend of mine.  If friendships were assigned a rank Mar... read more..

This is what happens when you bug an elephant. ... read more..

The little boy wasn't getting good marks in school. One day he made the teacher quite surprised. He tapped her on the shoulder and said, "I don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't get be... read more..

"Wives submit to your husbands" is an instruction in the Bible that has been much misunderstood and misused many times in marriage. In this sermon, Pastor Tim and Susan teach what the Bible means whe read more..

This was confirmation that the new senior pastor should not have been picked over the Internet. read more..

Planning for a party is not my idea of unmitigated fun. And yet, this week I found myself in such a dilemma. For me, a party means fun, but planning for that party is more like work. I am not afraid o... read more..

The minister's little six-year-old girl had been so naughty during the week that her mother decided to give her the worst kind of punishment.  She told her she couldn't go to the Sunday School Picnic ... read more..

Come here Lunchbag!  Good boy. ... read more..

Newsbreak: Kim Jung Cat retires too! ... read more..

A tourist is traveling with a guide through one of the thickest jungles in Latin America, when he comes across an ancient Mayan temple. The tourist is entranced by the temple and asks the guide for de... read more..

Because regular bowling is so boring! ... read more..

You know you're growing old when... ..you've come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything. ..the bag boy volunteers to help load groceries into your car ... in... read more..

There are so many things I like about this video of a runaway, driverless car. All of them can be summed up by the term "RETRO!" ... read more..

Artist Pablo Picasso surprised a burglar at work in his new chateau. The intruder got away, but Picasso told the police he could do a rough sketch of what he looked like. On the basis of his drawing, ... read more..

He'll probably start by running you through a spell checker. ... read more..

Looking over the log book kept by the computer support staff at my office, I noticed several entries stating the problem was PICNIC. I asked one of the technicians what PICNIC meant. He laughed as he ... read more..

Friend: "I suppose you carry a memento of some sort in that locket of yours?" Woman: "Yes, it's a lock of my husband's hair." Friend: "But your husband is still alive." Woman: "I know, but his hair is... read more..

Puppies are usually pretty cute when they sleep but these little dogs sound pretty creepy and spooky.   ... read more..