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Monthly Archive

October 2022

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 40 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liners
Susan Davis
35

One-Liner #1693

Last night my girlfriend was complaining that I never listen to her … or something like that.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
38

Cybersalt News - October 27, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and my travels are going well. Right now she is in Portland Oregon at a conference while I am still in Ontario wrapping up with more time with my parents.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2147

Drug Inspection

A DEA (Drug Enforcement Administration) officer stops at a ranch in Montana and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The old ran... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1221

News

The shipwrecked sailor had spent several years on a deserted island. Then one morning he was thrilled to see a ship offshore and a smaller vessel pulling out toward him. When the boat grounded on the... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
27

Quote #2130

"If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor." - Eleanor Roosevelt read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1411

Food Math

"Pi R squared. Nooo! Pie R round, cornbread R square!" read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5868

Show and Tell

I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second-grade classroom a few years back. When I was a kid, I loved s... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
42

Cybersalt News - October 16, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone! Today's news is that Grandma Cybersalt and I spent yesterday travelling back east to visit my folks. We have arrive safely and ready for some sleep! Today's video share i... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
32

One-Liner #1692

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
32

Quote #2129

"Even in the trials of life, if we have eyes to see them, we can find good things everywhere we look." - Joanna Gaines read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3332

New Librarian

The new librarian decided that instead of checking out children's books by writing the names of borrowers on the book cards herself, she would have the youngsters sign their own names. She would then ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1729

Porcine Moniker

A farmer called his pig Ball Point. Well, it wasn't its real name - just a pen name.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2575

Hoppity ... Oh! My Back!

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in the group? Answer: Just look for the grey hares.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
50

Cybersalt News - October 13, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I both had colds this week, but we are grateful for the timing because this weekend we are heading on a trip back east to visit my parents and our dau... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1628

Pastors, Vicars, Expectations, Criticism

Can a Vicar ever win? If he visit’s his flock he’s nosey. If he doesn’t - he’s lazy or a snob. If he preaches longer than 10 minutes it’s too long. If he doesn’t - he can’t be bothered to prepare fo... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2014

Eternal Place

A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Presbyterian all die and go to heaven. St. Peter comes around to the Pearly Gates and leads them through to a hallway lined with doors. These, he explains, lead to the pla... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
57

Quote #2128

"When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around." - Willie Nelson read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
28

One-Liner #1691

Relationships are a lot like algebra ... have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2433

Money Call

A young man was having some money problems, and needed $200 to get his car fixed and road-worthy again but had run out of people to borrow from. So, he calls his parents via the operator, reverses the... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1636

Progress, Progress?

You know you are living in the 21st century when ... . Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses. . You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
44

Cybersalt News - October 9, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone - and Happy Thanksgiving in Canada! Grandma Cybersalt and I headed up island yesterday and had a fun day with two of our kids and their families. We had a great turkey meal... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
33

Quote #2127

"Joy is the simplest form of gratitude." - Karl Barth read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
55

One-Liner #1690

I changed my password to "incorrect", so whenever I forget what it is the computer will say, "Your password is incorrect."... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1497

Gratefulness

Billy Brown decided it was time to buy a new house, so he decided to sell his old house and put the matter in a real estate agent's hands. The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that made won... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1655

Nice Calf

Moses broke the ten commandments.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2343

Getting Out

During a field exercise at Camp Lejeune, N.C., my squad was on a night patrol through some thick brush. Halfway through, we realized we'd lost our map. The patrol navigator informed us, "Our odds are... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
55

Cybersalt News - October 6, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I am wondering if anyone out there has a website that needs a redo or major redesign? A refugee we have been in contact with for many years has lost the financial help... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2478

Pocket Taser

This was written by a guy who purchased his lovely wife a "pocket Taser" for their anniversary. Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion w... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
31

Quote #2126

"The wind is rising, and the air is wild with leaves. We have had our summer evenings; now for October eves!" – Humbert Wolfe read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
41

One-Liner #1689

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus ... or a really cool opotamus? - Mitch Hedberg... read more..

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