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Looking in the mall for a cotton nightgown, I tried my luck in a store known for its hot lingerie. To my delight, however, I found just what I was looking for.  Waiting in the line to pay, I not... read more..

Sometimes you have to let go of the picture of what you thought life would be like to find joy in the story you are actually living. - Rachel Marie Martin... read more..

"I don't exercise; if God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor." - Joan Rivers read more..

I had to go on a business trip the day after my honeymoon, so I decided to purchase a gift for my new wife. At an airport gift shop, I found a coffee mug imprinted with the words, "I love you" inside... read more..

Have you heard the latest amoeba pick up line? Well, those little cells just sidle right up to another and they say, "Hey, baby, after they made you they threw away the mold."... read more..

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book." - Groucho Marx (1890-1977) "Television: chewing gum for the eyes." - Frank Lloyd Wr read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt is still away and I'm still alive! Thanks to everyone who let me know that you could not watch Sunday's video share, "The World's Smallest Movie" - not b... read more..

The door to my office exploded as hundreds, at least it seemed that many to me, of children surrounded my desk. My defenses were down and the merry mob held me captive. Wisely, I decided to surrender ... read more..

Heading into Target . . . . Wife: "All we need is milk and a loaf of bread. This will be Quick"  Me: "I don't believe you." Wife: "Why?!" Me: "Well, for starters you just grabbed a cart!"... read more..

A Christian farmer spent the day in the city. In a restaurant for his meal, he sat near a group of young men. After he bowed his head to give thanks for his food, one of the young men thought he woul... read more..

A man visiting a doctor says; Doctor I just dropped in to tell you how much I benefited from your treatment. The doctor replied, "But you are not one of my patients." The man said, "I know. But my u... read more..

My four-year-old handed me a drawing "What's this? I asked. "It's us," he replied I looked at it and I noticed an extra figure. "Who's that?" I asked. "That's the old woman who visits me," he s... read more..

There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails. - Spencer Tracy... read more..

As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them. - John F. Kennedy... read more..

One day our Little niece Rita went up to her mother and asked, "Mom, where did I come from?" My sister in law stammered a bit, but finally got her composure. She thought it was time her daughter knew... read more..

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems. - Bill Watterson... read more..

In the ascertainment of an excogitation of linguistic proclivity, one might ascribe to the mentation that a phratry exists in which some encyclopedists designedly cultivate a nonplussed ambience hypot... read more..

Of course, you know the one about the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniacs. They lay awake every night wondering if there really is a dog.... read more..

"The city should hire the guy that salts the fries at McDonalds to do the roads!" - unknown read more..

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt is away this week at a conference in Toronto and for another visit with our daughter and her family. So once again it's time to run that intermittent sci... read more..

Ol' Fred had been a faithful Christian and was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared t... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! On Sunday I reported that Pastor Suneel had found a house for him and his family to rent. That turned out to be short-lived for reasons of persecution and pressure put on h... read more..

1. You ski uphill. 2. You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked. 3. You speed walk in your sleep. 4. You answer the door before people knock. 5. Juan Valdez has named his donkey after you. read more..

Air Pollution is a mist-demeanor.... read more..

Don't search for the meaning of life. Simply be present for the people you love. - Maxime Lagacé... read more..

I was shocked, confused, bewilderedas I entered Heaven's door,Not by the beauty of it all,by the lights or its decor. But it was the folks in Heavenwho made me sputter and gasp--the thieves, the liar... read more..

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. - George Carlin... read more..

Sunday greetings, everyone! Thank you for praying for Pastor Suneel and family. They have found a house to rent and will be moving in a week's time. There is a new devotional from Rev. Suneel Barkat... read more..

The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept. - George Carlin... read more..

*Winners of a Recent Theory Testing Contest* HONOURABLE MENTION: The quantity of consonants in the English language is constant.  If omitted in one place, they turn up in another.  When a read more..