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Monthly Archive

December 2018

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 65 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liners
Susan Davis
733

One-liner #1344

I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
721

Beware of Nips

What's the biggest danger of building a snow dog rather than a snowman? Frostbite!... read more..

Quotes
685

Quote #1786

"Make New Year's goals. Dig within, and discover what you would like to have happen in your life this year. This helps you do your part. It is an affirmation that you're interested in fully living l read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
343

Cybersalt News - December 30, 2018

Last-Sunday-of-the-year greetings everyone! If you have every wondered what the home office/studio is like here at Cybersalt World Headquarters, I invite you to watch this special behind the scenes t... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
736

Self Control Flight

Flying to San Francisco from San Diego the other day, a passenger noticed that the "Fasten Seat Belts" sign was kept lit during the whole journey although the flight was a particularly smooth one. Ju... read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
2984

Harmonica Gift

"Thanks for the harmonica you gave me for Christmas," Little Johnny said to his Uncle Rodney, the first time he saw him after the holidays. "It's the best Christmas present I ever got." "That's great read more..

Quotes
902

Quote #1785

"Each New Year, we have before us a brand new book containing 365 blank pages with all the forgotten things from last year - the words we forgot to say, the love we forgot to show, and the charity w read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4154

Items Not on My New Year's Resolution List

It is typical this time of year to prepare a list of resolutions for the coming year. I believe this goes all the way back to the Garden of Eden when Adam said to Eve, "I think I'll turn over a new le... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
658

One-liner #1343

"I'm so pun at farties!" - Major Mark W. read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
981

Elf Esteem

One of the North Pole Toy Shop employees just up and quit after last season and moved to New York City. She has a new position with the Philharmonic. Now she is a Metro Gnome.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
328

Cybersalt News - December 27, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Help yourself and support the Cybersalt Site at the same time! If you don't have a backup of your photos and/or data, pick up an external hard drive and copy your files to ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2871

Washing Instructions

One day, a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It dep... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1925

Christmas 1914, War at Peace

Christmas 1914 The war in Europe was only four months old, yet it had already reached a savagery unknown until that time. After the initial success of the German army, the war became a desperate tren... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2994

Web Addiction Holiday Sing Along

(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland") Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin', From my mouth, drool is glist'nin', I'm happy -- although My boss let me go -- Happily addicted to the Web. All night lon read more..

Quotes
46

Quote #1784

"If you want to know who God is, look at Jesus. If you want to know what it means to be human, look at Jesus. If you want to know what love is, look at Jesus. If you want to know what grief is, look read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
655

One-liner #1342

"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph." - Shirley Temple Black read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
806

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
347

Cybersalt News - December 23, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! As this is the last Cybersalt Digest to go out before Christmas Day, on behalf of Grandma Cybersalt and myself I wish you a blessed and peace filled Christmas! I am mindfu... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1648

I Heard the Bells

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow was filled with sorrow at the tragic death of his wife in a fire in 1861. The Civil War broke out that same year, and it seemed this was an additional punishment. Two years ... read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
4469

Parents' Night Before Christmas

The REAL Night Before Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmaswhen all through the houseI searched for the toolsto hand to my spouse. Instructions were studiedand we were inspired,in hopes we coul... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
812

Oh Wisdom, Wherefore Art Thou?

One feature of the Christmas story has to do with the wise men. I’m not sure if there were three or not, but if there were I should like to be number four. Wisdom is such a rare commodity today I thi... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
713

Carol Pie

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza? Deep pan, crisp and even.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
895

Quote #1783

  "Christians believe in the virgin birth of Jesus.Materialists believe in the virgin birth of the cosmos.Choose your miracle." - Glen Scrivener read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
583

One-liner #1341

It's almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety!... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
295

Cybersalt News - December 20, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! A windstorm and power outage prevented me from adding Rev. James Snyder's latest commentary to the Cybersalt site last Sunday. I'm happy to report it's on there now, though... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
912

My Little Dear, It’s Not Warm Outside!

Once again, it is the Christmas season, which means I have to put up with people offended by everything, particularly that pertains to Christmas. When I was young, we had a little saying, “Sticks and... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2529

Attempted Homicide

The fourth-grade teacher had to leave the room for a few minutes. When she returned, she found the children in perfect order. Everybody was sitting absolutely quiet. She was shocked and stunned and s... read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
3575

Wrapping Presents With A Cat

1. Clear large space on table for wrapping present. 2. Go to wardrobe and collect bag in which present is contained, and close door. 3. Open door and remove cat from wardrobe. 4. Go to cupboard and read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
734

Quote #1782

  "What kind of plan ever goes this far? What kind of mercy puts itself at ours? What kind of maker walks the earth he made From a cradle to a cross And leaves an empty grave? What kind of love? read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
759

One-liners #1340

Precision is a fuzzy concept.... read more..

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