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Monthly Archive

2001

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 19 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2883

Goober Ring

Passing an office building late one night, a Goober saw a sign that said, "Press bell for night watchman."She did so, and after several minutes she heard the watchman clomping down the stairs.The unif... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2516

Cooking Terms

*Cooking Terms*Tongue: A variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of dead cow.Yogurt: Semi-solid dairy product made from partially evaporate read more..

News
Pastor Tim
4368

Christmas Greetings 2001

Dear Cybersalt List Members, First of all, my apologies to those of you who are on more than one of my e-mail lists and will receive multiple copies of this message. I have no easy way to s... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
5652

George Bush Texas Limo

Re-election benefit #43 - 4 more years of using the Texas Presidential Limo. ... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
4749

Not In The Cards

I once heard a comedian express the following commentary about psychic hotlines: "If these psychics are so good then why do they have to ask what your credit card number is? Shouldn't they just know?"... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
3130

George Bush Air Force One

Re-election Benefit #65 - 4 more years of using the reconfigured Air Force One. (click here for another perk) ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
3475

Air Force One

Yes, George W. has been making a few changes! ... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
2008

From One Generation to Another

This November I am turning 36. That means I was born in 1965. According to many that also means that my generation has had no defining moment. I disagree. We may have had no Pearl Harbor, but we did... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2903

September 11 Update

Dear Cybersalt.org List Members, All Cybersalt.org lists will continue to be silent tomorrow, Friday, September 14, to observe America and Canada's National Day of mourning following the attack on Ame... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2786

Day Of Mourning

In response and reaction to today's events in New York City, all Cybersalt.org e-mail groups will be observing a day of silence and mourning tomorrow, September, 12, 2001. ". . . . .a time to weep an... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
6146

New Socks

The other day I decided to treat myself to something I had been saving for a long time - a new pair of socks. Some time ago after making a large new sock purchase, I buried away in the back of a draw... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
2354

Too Good To Be True

Pssst, buddy, want to buy a watch? Some offers just seem too good to be true. At least that's what Glen and Gloria Sims, of Turnersville, New Jersey thought. Back in June they received a phone call i... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
1624

Obstacle Illusions

The return of summer has also meant the return of an interesting phenomenon at a beach near where I live. On the hottest summer days, light traveling from nearby ocean-going freighters is refracted ba... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
1916

Open Your Own Gift

This week I heard of as awkward and frightening a situation that any man could face - pinch hitting for an expectant mom at a baby shower. You see, down in Florida there is a work place that had plan... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
2695

Fly Me to the Moon

My hat is off to Dennis Tito! Mr. Tito is the California, mega-millionaire type who recently became the first earthling to take a vacation that was truly and literally out of this world. For a mere 2... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
2740

Move Closer

In one of the gardens in my backyard, I have a flowerbed with poppies growing in it. (No, not that kind of poppy) I don't even plant them now because each fall they reseed themselves. When spring come... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
3400

Time To Twinkle

Just over a week ago, from the time of my writing this, I experienced the strongest local earthquake that has occurred since my moving to Canada's shaky left coast four and a half years ago. When it ... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
2684

Worldwide Revival

Recently, after the purchase of a "new to us" TV, my family and I can now watch a local station which features Christian content. It has been an interesting addition to my regular cue of channels to s... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
3366

Driver's Seat

Recently, while recovering from a brief period of being under the weather, I let my wife drive on a trip to her sister's house. Like most men, I prefer to steer when we travel together. It has nothing... read more..

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