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A Bear, a Lion and a Pig

A bear, a lion, and a pig meet. I know what your thinking they eat the PIG...NO

The bear says, "If I  roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with fear."

The lion says, "If I roar in the jungle, the entire jungle is afraid of me."

The pig says, "Big deal....I only have to cough, and the entire planet goes into mass panic."
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