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How the Media Would Cover the Apocalypse

How the Media Would Cover the Apocalypse USA Today:WE'RE DEAD The Wall Street Journal:DOW…
Officer Overboard

On a U.S. cruiser the officer of the deck asked the starboard lookout, "What would you do…
Curve Hand

A guy was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark, stormy night. The night…
Goober Travelers

The following are actual stories provided by travel agents: * I had someone ask for an…
Longevity Answer

The Jewish Chronicle had heard that Benny was coming up to his 110th birthday so they…
NRA Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving Day was approaching, and a family had received a Thanksgiving card with a…
Lumberjack

A man comes up to the owner of a lumberjack business and says, "I need a job and I think…
What's Good Tonight?

Our family owned restaurant is the setting for many of our discussions about how to…
Red, White and Blue

A Dutchman was explaining the red, white, and blue Netherlands flag to an American."Our…
Steeple Paint

The church steeple in Port Gibson is very high, and was being painted on a rather hot…
The 3 stages of man

The 3 stages of man:He believes in Santa Claus.He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.He is…
It Sure Is

An elderly couple was just settling in to bed one night when the phone rang. The husband…
You Get What You Paid For

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer:…
I'll Testify To That

Several women, each trying to one-up the other, appeared in court, each accusing the…
Sore Knee

Old man Johnson limped into the doctor's office and said, "Doc, my right knee hurts so…