logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Government Farm Visit

    A cocky Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and talked with the…
  • Default Image

    Apology Letter

    Lisa, my co-worker at the travel agency, needed to send a letter of apology to a customer…
  • Default Image

    Little Benny

    Little Benny came home from his first day of school and said, "Mommy, the teacher was…
  • Default Image

    Sweat Dreams

    While on vacation with my son and his family, I shared a room with my 4 year old…
  • Default Image

    Baby Wrap

    Part of my job as a public-health nurse is teaching new parents how to care for their…
  • Default Image

    Dog Sweater

    In an upscale pet-supply store, a customer wanted to buy a red sweater for her dog.The…
  • Default Image

    Winter House

    We purchased an old home in Northern New York State from two elderly sisters. Winter was…
  • Default Image

    Genius

    A guy did system support in a law firm. One day, he had to log a user off and then back…
  • Default Image

    12 Step Web Addicts Recovery Program

    1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER newspaper like I used to,…
  • Default Image

    Getting To Heaven

    The pastor was talking to a group of young children about believing in Jesus and going to…
  • Default Image

    Starting To Date

    Alan asks, "I know you're crazy about that little daughter of yours, Steve. What are you…
  • Default Image

    White Hairs

    One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen…
  • Default Image

    Inferior Bags

    It was very crowded at the supermarket, and the customer in front of me had a large…
  • Picture of Newspaper

    Good News

    *Good News* The parachute company says you'll get a full refund. They say the house…
  • chicken cooked

    Chicken Recipe

    Baked Stuffed Chicken 6-7 lb. chicken1 cup melted butter1 cup stuffing1 cup uncooked…

Long ago lived a seaman named Captain Bravo.  He was a manly-man who showed no fear in facing his enemies.  One day, while sailing the seven seas, a look-out spotted a pirate ship and the crew became frantic.

Captain Bravo bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt." The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt and whilst wearing the bright frock the captain led his mates into battle and defeated the pirates.

Later on, the look-out again spotted not one but two pirate ships.  The captain again howled for his red shirt and once again vanquished the pirates.  That evening, all the men sat around on the deck recounting the day's triumphs and one of the them asked the captain: "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before battle?"

The captain replied, "If I am wounded in the attack, the shirt will not show the wound and thus, you men will continue to resist, unafraid."

All of the men sat in silence and marvelled at the courage of such a manly man.  As dawn came the next morning, the look-out once again spotted not one, not two, but TEN pirates ships approaching.  The rank and file all stared at the captain and waited for his usual reply.

Captain Bravo calmly shouted, "Get me my brown pants."

Powered By JFBConnect