logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Exercise Program

    Here's the exercise program I'm using to stay in shape this year. You might want to take…
  • office man

    Corporate Listening

    The company I worked for had an employee suggestion competition, the entire staff was…
  • Tight Shoes

    Shoe Fit

    A man walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the…
  • Default Image

    Delivery Suspicion

    There was an unexpected knock on my door, and like I always do I first opened the…
  • Default Image

    Altar Call

    A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service.After the…
  • Default Image

    Academic Phrases and Meanings

    The following list of phrases and their definitions might help you understand the…
  • Default Image

    Why Are You Here?

    A man dressed as napoleon went to see a psychiatrist at the urging of his wife. "What's…
  • Default Image

    Insurance

    * A lot of life insurance policies cost a great deal of money to maintain. But look on…
  • Default Image

    Will She Say Yes?

    An extremely wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and…
  • picture of university building

    How To Write A College Paper

    How to write a College Paper 1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted…
  • Default Image

    Fish Fight Story

    Doug was describing a 30-pound bass he'd caught recently, after fighting it for three…
  • Default Image

    Pet Names

    Bernie was invited to his ageing friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded…
  • Default Image

    GOLF, n.

    [1] a game that consists of a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad…
  • Default Image

    Power Lesson

    A Sunday school teacher said to her children, "We have been learning how powerful kings…
  • Default Image

    Pickup Backfire

    Weary of constantly picking clothes up from the floor of her son's room, a mother finally…

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:
https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober

Two businessmen in New York city are sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store isn't ready - only a few shelves are set up.

One says to the other, "I bet any minute now some tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling."

No sooner are the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious southerner walks to the window, has a peek, and in a Southern drawl asks, "What're y'all sellin' here?"

One of the men replies, "Oh! We're selling goobers here."

Without skipping a beat, the southern gentleman says, "Well, I see y'all're doing really good. You only got two left!"

Powered By JFBConnect