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A Goober Wins

A goober goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee a sits down to drink it.  He looks on the side of her cup and finds a peal off prize.  He pulls off the tab and yells, "I WON!  I WON!  I WON a motor home, I WON a motor home!"

The waitress runs over and says, "That's impossible.  The biggest prize given away was a mini van!" The goober replies, "No, I WON A motor home, I WON a motor home!"

By this time the manager makes his way over to the table and says, "You couldn't possibly have won a motor homes because we didn't have that as a prize!" Again the goober says, "No, no mistake, I WON a motor home, I WON a motor home!"

The goober hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads, "WIN A BAGEL."

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