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    The ABC Song

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    Automobile Acronyms

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    Dog Report

    Craig's two kids are in the same class at school, and the teacher had the class write…
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    Top Ten Things You NEVER Want to Hear the Orkin Man Say

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    Parting Words

    A pastor was leaving his area and was saying farewell to his congregation at the Church…
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    Goober Counsellor

    A goober began a job as an elementary school counsellor, and she was eager to help. One…
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    Goober Mirror

    Two goobers, Carol and Patty, were walking down the street.Carol noticed a compact on the…
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    Freezer Order

    I have my own system for labeling homemade freezer meals.Forget calling them "Veal…
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    Forgotten Watch

    A man is giving a speech at his lodge meeting. He gets a bit carried away and talks for…
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    Delivery Suspicion

    There was an unexpected knock on my door, and like I always do I first opened the…
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    Memo Differences

    Memo from Director General to Manager:Today at 11 o'clock there will be a total eclipse…
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    Horse Batter

    On the first day of Spring Training, a baseball scout brings a horse with him to add to…
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    Work Confusion

    A passerby noticed a couple of city workers working along the city sidewalks.The man was…
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    Turn Around

    A local priest and pastor were fishing on the side of the road.They thoughtfully made a…
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    Songs, Jokes, Sad Stories

    Three men worked in the Empire State Building on the 102nd floor.One day the elevator was…

Our supervisor recently made a casual comment about my shaggy mane of hair. He then went on to extol the virtues of a good haircut, which, he insisted, makes an elderly man look younger and a younger man seem more mature.

"How would a haircut make a middle-aged man like me appear?" I asked.

"Still employed," he answered.

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