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    Phonetic Hymn Title

    Many hymnals have a hymn called "Gladly the Cross I'd Bear."It seems that one week when…
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    Favorite Candy

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    Dad and Surgeon

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    Blood Race

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    Large Party

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    Dead Politicians

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    Frequently Asked Questions About Health Care

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    Waiting For Years

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    Hearing Test

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    Laundry Comments

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    Stork Reunion

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    Fate

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    Latin Lesson

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    Police Pastor

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    You Know It's Time To Turn Your Computer Off When

    You know it's time to turn your computer off and read a book when ....... 1. A friend…
I JUST NEED SOME SPACE.
....  without you in it.

DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?
We haven't had a fight in a while.

NO, PIZZA'S FINE.
....  you cheap slob!

I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW.
I just don't want you as a boyfriend now.

I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
I can't believe you have nothing planned.

COME HERE.
My puppy does this, too.

I LIKE YOU, BUT...
I don't like you.

YOU NEVER LISTEN.
You never listen.

I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE.
I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will.

OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF.
I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going dutch.
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