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    Get-Well Gift

    My wife coordinates get-well gifts for our church members who are in the hospital.…
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    Roman Numerals

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    Ten Commandments

    A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five- and…
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    Mule Solution

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    Possessed Computer?

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    Cadet Sign

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    Army Drab

    My husband wore his Army uniform with pride. One day, coming home from the base and…
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    Mom's Time Out

    My Parents had not been out together in quite some time.One Saturday, as Mom was…
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    Helping Sam at Church

    Because our former small-town parish was not a wealthy one, our pastor was dependent on…
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    Hard to Pronounce

    As a Dominican sister, I lived in a convent named for a deceased pope. One day while I…
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    Get Your Own

    One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and…
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    Library Confusion

    The college football player knew his way around the locker room better than he did the…
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    Golf course, may I help you?

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    Your Turn

    A woman stood inside the front door, her arms full of coats. Four small children scurried…
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    New Appointment

    Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is…
I JUST NEED SOME SPACE.
....  without you in it.

DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?
We haven't had a fight in a while.

NO, PIZZA'S FINE.
....  you cheap slob!

I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW.
I just don't want you as a boyfriend now.

I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
I can't believe you have nothing planned.

COME HERE.
My puppy does this, too.

I LIKE YOU, BUT...
I don't like you.

YOU NEVER LISTEN.
You never listen.

I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE.
I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will.

OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF.
I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going dutch.
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