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    Accident and Interview

    Thorn was in a terrible accident at work. He fell through a floor tile and ripped off…
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    Collectable Receipts

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    The Littlest Informant

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    Warning Labels

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    Hawaii Pronunciation

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    Corporate America in the 90's

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    Animal Race Stats

    Some racehorses are staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track…
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    Epitaph Adjustment

    A new widow requested the epitaph "Rest in Peace" for her husband's tombstone. When she…
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    Sleeping Juror

    A lawyer was well into a lengthy cross-examination when he stopped and said: "Your honor,…
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    Lamentation For Our Kids

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    Test Results Good News

    Joey walked into his dad's study while his dad was working on the computer. "Dad," said…
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    A Dog Named Bear

    Friends of ours owned a huge Great Dane named "Bear." He looked menacing but was actually…
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    Know Your States

    The old pastor made it a practice to visit the parish school one day a week. He walked…
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    Hymns vs. Choruses

    An old farmer went to the city one weekend and attended the big city church. He came home…
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    Caddy Advice

    Standing on the tee of a relatively long par three, a confident golfer said to his caddy,…

Although we were being married in New Hampshire, I wanted to add a touch of my home state, Kansas, to the wedding.  My fiancee, explaining this to a friend, said that we were planning to have wheat rather than rice thrown after the ceremony.

Our friend thought for a moment.  Then he said solemnly, "It's a good thing she's not from Idaho."

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