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Although we were being married in New Hampshire, I wanted to add a touch of my home state, Kansas, to the wedding.  My fiancee, explaining this to a friend, said that we were planning to have wheat rather than rice thrown after the ceremony.

Our friend thought for a moment.  Then he said solemnly, "It's a good thing she's not from Idaho."

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