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    104 Year Best

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    Leak Repair

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    Animal Thoughts

    Dog: "They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl." Goldfish: "Just because I…
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    Missionary Mimicking

    A new missionary recruit went to Venezuela for the first time. He was struggling with the…
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    Pray Loud

    Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys…
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    Turtle Keeper

    Martin was a slow worker and found it difficult to hold down a job. After a visit to the…
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    What's Good Tonight?

    Our family owned restaurant is the setting for many of our discussions about how to…
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    Jimmy was at his first day of school. The teacher advised the class to start the day with…
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    Most Famous Man

    A trio of old veterans were bragging about the heroic exploits of their ancestors one…
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    Window Entry

    A jeweler standing behind the counter of his shop after hours was astounded to see a man…
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    Gate Boarding

    At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement…
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    Verbalized Prayers

    The pastor of a mid-sized church decided one Monday morning that the staff would…
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    Another Virus Warning

    ***-- VIRUS WARNING --***Folks, I don't normally send out virus warnings, but this one is…
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    Doctor's Orders

    Doctor: "I see you're over a month late for your appointment. Don't you know that nervous…
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    Sam's Fishing

    A game warden noticed how a particular fellow named Sam consistently caught more fish…

"An abstract noun," the teacher said, "is something you can think of, but you can't touch it. Can you give me an example of one?"

"Sure," a teenage boy replied. "My father's new car."

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