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    Army Drab

    My husband wore his Army uniform with pride. One day, coming home from the base and…
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    Cow Puzzler

    This is a cool puzzler. See if you can follow it - out loud is even better!1. Say COW…
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    Bump Start

    About five years ago the battery in my beat-up VW Beetle had died because I left the…
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    Carrier Landings 2

    Flying into a Middle East airport, my co-pilot and I reviewed our flight plan for the…
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    Dad and Baby

    One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to do some…
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    Alllleee-oop!

    A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer…
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    Skipping School

    The local high school has a policy that the parent's must call the school if the student…
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    Wacky Definitions

    Gravity: Not just a good idea, it's the law!Gross ignorance: 144 times worse than normal…
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    Phone Calls

    Caller: I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff, please. Operator: I'm…
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    Basic Training

    After about three weeks in basic training, my husband's unit was not measuring up to…
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    Sloth Police Report

    A sloth is out for a walk when he's mugged by four snails. After recovering his wits, he…
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    Modern Day Proverbs

    ON DEEP THOUGHTS A day without sunshine is like night. ON PARADOX AND RETURN POLICIES…
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    First Case Tried

    An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so…
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    Card Dog

    A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog…
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    Serenity for Seniors

    God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, The good fortune to…

"An abstract noun," the teacher said, "is something you can think of, but you can't touch it. Can you give me an example of one?"

"Sure," a teenage boy replied. "My father's new car."

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