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Reported to be actual church signs....

1. Free Trip to heaven. Details inside!

2. Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins.

3. Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!

4. Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons - come hear one!

5. A singing group called "The Resurrection" was scheduled to sing at a church. When a big snowstorm postponed the performance, the pastor fixed the outside sign to read, "The Resurrection is postponed"

6. People are like tea bags - you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are.

7. God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.

8. Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!

9. When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right!

10. Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday

11. Fight truth decay - study the Bible daily

12. How will you spend eternity - Smoking or Nonsmoking?

13. Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives

14. Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world

15. It is unlikely there?ll be a reduction in the wages of sin.

16. Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church

17. If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again

18. Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon

19. This is a CH_ _ CH What is missing? UR

20. Forbidden fruit creates many jams.

21. In the dark? Follow the Son

22. Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up

23. If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.

24. And a more current sign is... Awesome Powers - the God who snags us!!!
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