logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Travelling Too Light

    A porter loaded down with suitcases followed the couple to the airline check-in…
  • Default Image

    Larger Than 20

    A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our…
  • man selling tomatoes joke illustration

    Saved by the Tomato

    A story is told of an unemployed man who is desperate to support his family. His wife…
  • Default Image

    Dynamite Bumps

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
  • Default Image

    More Strange Warnings

    Here are some more strange warnings on items.On a packet of juggling balls:"This product…
  • Default Image

    Sister Repair

    My sister has the courage, but not always the skills, to tackle any home repair project.…
  • man outraged

    Women Drivers

    (Don't judge a joke by its title.) Driving to town this morning on the Interstate, I…
  • funeral joke with a tuxedo

    Do Something Nice

    Unable to attend the funeral after his Uncle Charlie died, a man who lived far away…
  • Default Image

    Missed Call

    My daughter Marina worked in my law office while she attended graduate school. One…
  • Default Image

    Two Feet

    A teenager was always asking his father if he could borrow the family car. Pushed to the…
  • Default Image

    Dream Woman

    A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of…
  • Default Image

    Party Favor

    After classical violinist Fritz Kreisler was invited to a society party, the hostess…
  • Default Image

    The Perfect Church Design

    A rich man went to his vicar and said, "I want you and your wife to take a three month…
  • pill bottle

    Prescription

    A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn't been feeling well. The doctor…
  • Default Image

    Restaurant Return

    An out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season decided to revisit an…

Add Some Fun To Life

  • Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'IN'.
  • Page yourself over the intercom.  (Don't disguise your voice.)
  • Send e-mail messages that advertise free pizza, doughnuts, etc., in the breakroom.  When people complain that there was nothing there, lean, back, rub your stomach, and say, "You've got to be faster than that."
  • While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in Palmolive.
  • While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
  • Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.
  • Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
  • Determine how many cups of coffee is 'too many'.
  • Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
  • Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks.  Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
  • When driving colleagues around, insist on keeping your car's windshield wipers running during all weather conditions to keep 'em tuned up.
  • Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."
  • Practice making fax and modem noises.
  • Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire working area.  Insist to others that you like it that way.
  • Dont use any punctuation As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
  • At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
  • Specify that your drive-through order is 'to go'.
  • Honk and wave at strangers.
  • TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE.
  • type only in lowercase.
  • Go around saying "What?_ Never mind._ It's gone now."
  • Sing along at the opera.
  • Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
Powered By JFBConnect