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    Boss and E-Mail

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    Bagel Storm

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    Pygmy Hunter

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    Picture Menu

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    Car Recognition

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    Government Car

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    Blind Ambition

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    Work Confusion

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    Doctor Visit

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    Hasty Departure

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    Computer Help Desk

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    Lawyer Light Bulb Completion

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    Teapot Computer

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    Prenatal Visit

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    Golf Comeback

    (This joke is based on an actual event which is a part of golf lore around the world). A…

*Advertising Terms Explained*

NEW - Different color from previous design.

ALL NEW - Parts are not interchangeable with previous design.

EXCLUSIVE - Imported product.

UNMATCHED - Almost as good as the competition.

FOOLPROOF OPERATION - No provision for adjustments.

ADVANCED DESIGN - The advertising agency doesn't understand it.

IT'S HERE AT LAST - Rush job. Nobody knew it was coming.

FIELD TESTED - Manufacturer lacks test equipment.

HIGH ACCURACY - Unit on which all parts fit.

FUTURISTIC - No other reason why it looks the way it does.

REDESIGNED - Previous flaws fixed - we hope.

DIRECT SALES ONLY - Factory had a big argument with distributor.

YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT - We finally got one to work.

BREAKTHROUGH - We finally figured out a use for it.

MAINTENANCE FREE - Impossible to fix.

MEETS ALL STANDARDS - Ours, not yours.

SOLID-STATE - Heavy as anything!

HIGH RELIABILITY - We made it work long enough to ship it.

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