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    Watch Your Step

    Ol' Fred had been a faithful Christian and was in the hospital, near death. The family…
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    Excerpts From "A Cat's Guide To Human Beings"

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    Turkey Size

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    Homework Problem

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    New Discovery

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    Lamentation For Our Kids

    Lamentation For Our Kids (This is rather lengthy, but funny)*Laws Pertaining to…
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    Awareness Test

    Two paramedics were dispatched to check on a 92-year-old man who had become disoriented.…
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    Playing House

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    Travel Agent Stories

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    Tim Robbed

    One night, Tim was walking home when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him. Tim and the…
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    Roughhousing

    A little boy was roughhousing with his dog. His mother said to him, "Now, Peter, I know…
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    Interpreting Hotel Brochures

    Old world charm ............. No bathTropical .................... RainyMajestic setting…
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    Class Reunions

    Every ten years, as summertime nears,An announcement arrives in the mail,A reunion is…
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    39 And Holding

    A young child asked a woman how old she was. She answered, "39 and holding." The child…
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    Marine Comeback

    During mail call one evening at Marine Corps boot camp, I received several letters from…

Concerned about fitness in my middle 40s, I enrolled in an aerobics class. To my dismay I walked into a room filled with much younger women and decided to combat my nervousness with humor.

"I'm here to do my postnatal exercises," I told the instructor.

She gave me an appraising look. "How old is your baby?"

"Twenty-six," I replied.

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