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    Chose Your Weapon

    Nine-year-old Aaron came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn…
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    Home Mechanic Tools

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    Welcome to the Neighborhood

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    Letter Pride

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    Movie Breakout

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    Nervous Bride

    Apparently this is a true story. A woman in her forties got married but was bit nervous…
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    Politically Correct Statements

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    PTA Speakers

    As a traffic safety consultant, I often gave talks to organizations on accident…
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    Speeding Registration

    On a long drive from Virginia, I thought I was traveling at a reasonable speed, but the…
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    Picture Menu

    I stopped at the local Burger King for a cold drink and was reading the menu over the…
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    Salt Lake vs. Denver

    I couldn't decide whether to go to Salt Lake City or Denver for vacation, so I called the…
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    Jury Excuse

    "Please, Your Honor, I'd like to be excused from jury duty," pleaded an anxious-looking…
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    Late Arrival

    A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells "You should have been here at 8:30!"He…
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    Turtle Accident

    Two snails were standing on the side of the road, a turtle stopped and said, "Do you guys…
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    You've Had Too Much Coffee When

    You've had too much coffee when: 1. You ski uphill. 2. You get a speeding ticket even…

Concerned about fitness in my middle 40s, I enrolled in an aerobics class. To my dismay I walked into a room filled with much younger women and decided to combat my nervousness with humor.

"I'm here to do my postnatal exercises," I told the instructor.

She gave me an appraising look. "How old is your baby?"

"Twenty-six," I replied.

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