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    Diet Additive

    During one of our weekly weight-loss classes, the group leader was extolling the merits…
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    Famous Last Words

    *Famous Last Words* *Ha! They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist... *Don't unplug it,…
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    Homework Surprise

    My daughter's third-grade teacher had assigned the children to write a story titled "My…
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    You Know You Have A Bad Computer When

    You Know You Have A Bad Computer When . . .10. The lower corner of screen has the words…
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    Cake Question

    While working at Baskin-Robbins, I helped a woman, who was full of questions about the…
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    You're Not A Monk

    A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the…
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    The Ten Most Common Forms of Office Illness

    *The Ten Most Common Forms of Office Illness* 1. The Macy's One Day Sale Flu. 2. The…
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    The Confused Goober

    The confused goober: 1. Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight. 2.…
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    Feeding Shamu

    At Sea World, our grandson absolutely refused to see the show featuring Shamu the killer…
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    Future Price of Roses

    The young man ahead of my father at the flower shop was taking an unusually long time to…
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    Chemlite Arrival

    Nights in England are coal black, making parachute jumps very difficult. We attach small…
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    Money Worries

    Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. He was…
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    Bystander

    Man: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a…
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    Work Confusion

    A passerby noticed a couple of city workers working along the city sidewalks.The man was…
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    Sixteen Steps to Build a Campfire

    1. Split dead limb into fragments and shave one fragment into slivers. 2. Bandage left…

bowlingWhen you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul.

When you are older, you will settle for being the master of your weight and the captain of your bowling team.

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