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    Behavior Modification

    One morning I was called to pick up my son at the school nurse's office.When I walked…
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    Taa-Daa!

    A magician calls a man up on stage, hands him a mallet, and instructs the guy to hit him…
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    Missing Bags

    I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area so I went to the lost luggage…
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    Heard By Tech

    Things heard by tech support:Customer: "I have Microword Soft."Customer: "Microwave…
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    Circles

    During basic army training, a sergeant was telling his group how a submachine gun sprayed…
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    Wrapping Talk

    A few days after Christmas last year, my six year old son and I were talking.He asked,…
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    In Charge

    One evening a preschooler, Krystal, and her parents were sitting on the couch chatting.…
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    What "Guy" Phrases Really Mean

    "I'm going fishing."really means..."I'm going to go and stand by a stream with a stick in…
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    Burglar and Vicar

    A burglar broke into a minister's house and told the pastor, "One move and you're dead.…
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    Math Symbols

    While reviewing math symbols with my second-grade pupils, I drew a greater-than ( > ) and…
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    Wrong Guard

    It was in the early 1960's and spray deodorant, new to the market, was being advertised…
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    Deputy Goober

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
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    Kangaroo Fence

    A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high,…
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    Brightness In Action

    *I worked with an individual who plugged his power strip back into itself and for the…
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    Call to Principal

    The telephone rings in the principal's office at a school. "Hello, this is Dunn…

bowlingWhen you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul.

When you are older, you will settle for being the master of your weight and the captain of your bowling team.

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