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    Tech Support Fun

    A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.The tech asked her if…
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    Golf Survey

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    Boat Compromise

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    Dear Dog

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    Letter From Home

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    Watery Deal

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    Playing House

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    Driving Worries

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    Toy Advice

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    Soup Objects

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    Frequently Asked Questions About Health Care

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    Coffee Delay

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    Morning Run

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    Rodentially Clean

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An enormously wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and is contemplating a proposal.

"Do you think she'd marry me if I tell her I'm 45?" he asked a friend.

"Your chances are better," said the friend, "if you tell her you're 90."

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