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    Hearing Problems

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    Missing Bags

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    Supermarket Saavy

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    Out of the Loop

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    Goodbye From George

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    Future Son In Law?

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    Airport Security

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    Thanks, Honey

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    Rookies

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    Roast Woes

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    Best Man

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    Healthy Tourism

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    Little Benjamin

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    Ten for Sure

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An enormously wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and is contemplating a proposal.

"Do you think she'd marry me if I tell her I'm 45?" he asked a friend.

"Your chances are better," said the friend, "if you tell her you're 90."

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