logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Ahh . . . Friendship

envelopeA man, fond of practical jokes, decided late one night to send his friend a collect telegram which read: "I am perfectly well."

A week later, the joker received a heavy parcel...collect...on which he had to pay considerable charges. Upon opening it, he found a big block of concrete which had this message:

"This is the weight your telegram lifted from my mind."

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    How High Is It?

    An Engineering Student, a Physics Student, and a Mathematics student were each given $150…
  • bible open

    Misquote

    A friend of mine attended a Christian college where the tradition was to deliver a box of…
  • Default Image

    Fasten Your Seatbelts

    Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the other day, a passenger noticed that the…
  • Default Image

    Golf Hole

    A young minister and Mr. Sims, an elderly parishioner, were playing golf. The minister's…
  • Default Image

    Rookies

    A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A…
  • Default Image

    Grandpa's Gift

    The following is a true story submitted by list member Mary Lou F. from Kincardine,…
  • Default Image

    *Food Spoilage Tests For Bachelors*

    THE GAG TEST: Anything that makes you gag is spoiled (except for leftovers from what you…
  • Default Image

    Exam Assistance

    In the examination paper, the professor wanted us to sign a form stating that we had not…
  • Default Image

    English Time

    In my English-as-a-second-language class, I explained the difference between a watch and…
  • Default Image

    Rookie Landing

    As the passengers settled in on a West Coast commuter flight a flight attendant…
  • military inspection

    Change Reply

    Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn't have change for a dollar. He saw…
  • Default Image

    Fixed Sign

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
  • Default Image

    Hmmmm... Ham Sandwich

    As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection. A thick slab of ham, a fresh bun, crisp lettuce…
  • Default Image

    Ways To Drive A Man Crazy

    ~ Take the batteries out of all the remotes in the house. ~ Organize his workshop,…
  • Default Image

    Live to 100

    When a grandmother was in her late eighties, she decided to move to Israel. As part of…