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    No Gun Hunting

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    Lit Match

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    Vacation E-mails

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    Gym Oops

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    Redecorating Help

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    Graduation Speech Notes

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    Illegal Turn

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    Sixteen Steps to Build a Campfire

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    Sick Call

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envelopeA man, fond of practical jokes, decided late one night to send his friend a collect telegram which read: "I am perfectly well."

A week later, the joker received a heavy parcel...collect...on which he had to pay considerable charges. Upon opening it, he found a big block of concrete which had this message:

"This is the weight your telegram lifted from my mind."

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